1.
*guy bumps my shoulder*
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 23, 2015
"You're lucky this isn't the Internet pal"
2.
"Vine?" [takes long drag of cigarette] Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long t–" "Vine? [takes long drag of cigarette] Now there's a
— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) October 27, 2016
3.
When you take a great instagram pic but remember you banned the internet in your country pic.twitter.com/b661J9BujF
— Daniel Zennon (@dzennon) January 11, 2016
4.
So I configured slackbot to clean up flipped tables and I'm convinced my team now hate me: pic.twitter.com/85e9kyKnjO
— Michael Pearson (@mipearson) May 25, 2016
5.
1998:
— Carol Nichols (@Carols10cents) July 2, 2016
- Don't get in strangers' cars
- Don't meet ppl from internet
2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
6.
if this doesn't sum up my uni experience so far pic.twitter.com/bXLILkWOaA
— megg nog (@meghanjade_) October 16, 2016
7.
2014: don't read the comments
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) January 9, 2015
2015: don't read the news
2016: move to the moon
2017: don't read the moon comments
8.
I couldn't remember the word tumbleweed pic.twitter.com/cvKJ1zK4Mi
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) February 15, 2015
9.
On the pedestal these words appear:
— Avery Edison (@aedison) April 30, 2016
My name is Ozymandias–King of Kings;
Look on my Works, and let me know what you think in the comments.
10.
*holds newborn baby* why don't u follow me on Twitter u piece of shit
— ollka crump (@dulcetry) July 28, 2015
11.
I only joined Twitter to find people whose tweets represent the views of their employer. This is bullshit.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) January 22, 2015
12.
me on twiter: me me me me me
— jomny sun, authoer (@jonnysun) December 19, 2015
me on instagram: me me me me me
me in real life: i hav never opened my mouth in public please do not talk to me
13.
all of my apps are up to date and my devices are fully charged, why am i still so unhappy?
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) October 2, 2015
14.
*turns on internet*
— jomny sun, authoer (@jonnysun) October 25, 2016
computor, i need to take a break from trying to achieve one thing. show me all of the achievments of others all at once
15.
*voluntarily spends hours on the internet daily* neato
— garth purkett (@garbagecoven) March 11, 2016
*friend sends 5-min video to watch* do i look like im made of free time or something
16.
I've reached the final level. pic.twitter.com/xyQIkylqPJ
— O(tires) (@ohlol) May 24, 2016
17.
when your internet goes out and you are forced to get to know your surroundings pic.twitter.com/Pb1361vwbV
— FunnyPicsDepot (@FunnyPicsDepot) February 3, 2016
18.
Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison.
— (@Sassafrantz) October 12, 2016
19.
Check out this screencap of some idiot on a dating app who reached out to me through the lonely void, fearing this outcome above all others.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) June 14, 2015
20.
Internet Explorer: so about last night
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) June 26, 2015
Me: Oh, i used you for flash.
IE: Are we back together, am i your default?
Me: don't make this weird
21.
*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know
— no (@tbhjuststop) September 11, 2015
22.
A don't agree wae people who have aboot 37 bands in their bio know wit a mean it's a bio no a fuckin festival line up
— JORDAN (@jordannnbruce) May 17, 2015
23.
You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet.
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) June 18, 2012
24.
9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet
— ♡ brian essbe ♡ (@SortaBad) April 12, 2016
1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?