1. u get teary-eyed when u yawn bc u miss ur bed burgrs

2. JUDGES: she’s just, she’s just shoving food into her jacket, she’s literally just here to steal food, vaginaraptor

3. relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold missinglinc

4. hobbies: being asleep, getting ready to go to sleep, going to sleep, getting into my bed, waking up and realizing i can go back to sleep, sleeping, being in my bed (asleep), falling asleep, noelroeimfisher

5. yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day envycamacho

6.
when it’s cold : this weather makes me wanna sleep
when it’s hot: this weather makes me wanna sleep
virglns

7. “food’s ready come downst-” lordoftheswag

8.
WHEN YOU SEE PEOPLE EATING YOUR FAV FOOD AND THEY OFFER YOU SOME splders

9.
me: *wake up 30 seconds before alarm*
me: *goes back to sleep*
cakejam

10.
me: *wakes up*
me: Oh man I can’t wait to go to bed that is gonna be awesome
a-spoon-is-born

11. if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more knifefarty

12. I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. typically-unique

13. a lady in the streets but asleep in the bed pissogyny

14.
“dinner’s ready!” deersatan

15. “who wants the rest of my food” hotboyproblems

16. all I do is eat, sleep and complain about life relahvant

17. my little sister sleeps with a box of cheez-its next to her pillow and i always thought it was because she’s lazy and likes to have it for convenient snacking but last night she told me it’s because she likes seeing it first thing when she wakes up to remind her there’s good in the world digivolvin

18.
lets take this to the bedroom
i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room
how it go

19.
*goes out of room*
*grabs food*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
tropicalifornication

20.
me: wow i woke up pretty early for once! i have so much extra time to d-
me: *goes back to sleep*
bonnieventure

21. I WON’T BE IMPRESSED WITH TECHNOLOGY UNTIL I CAN DOWNLOAD FOOD. oasts

22. my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much insta-gramcracker

23. I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast youngstero