1.
“WHOA look at the moon”
— me literally every night no matter what phase the moon is in
itsalynaa
2.
me: *gives astronaut flowers*
astronaut: than–
me: no, they’re for her
me: *looks at moon*
drowzylove
3.
[assigning roles]
god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth
sun: sounds good
god: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolves
moon: hell yes
decentbirthday
4.
Stop romanticizing the moon bittersuggestion
she’s my mom and i would die for her nonbinarynative
thebootydiaries.com
5.
Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at. rehlaxe
they all looked at the moon
they’re all dead
the moon is killing people
wake up america hotcommunist
thebootydiaries.com
6.
moon: full
t*tties: out
boringangel
7.
the moon has acne scars & she is still beautiful so
heauxistan
8.
life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon
reallyreallyreallytrying
9.
*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
owldude
10.
me: goodnight moon :)
moon: should’ve been saying goodnight 5 hours ago its 4am a*shole get your life together
seairis
Image Credit: nj.com
11.
the moon is proud of you mothmaam
and so are the stars mothmaam
and so is the sun revivalish
the aliens are watching you, a little confused about your life choices but are proud of you too i-can-do-tricks
12.
i love when i can see the moon during the day. it’s like she’s looking out for us even though she doesn’t have to. she’s so kind
sofbud
13.
me: the stars are beautiful tonight
you: yeah
me: you know what else is beautiful
you: (blushing) what?
me: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fu*king love space
lordstark
14.
*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?
motiya
15.
Go outside, look at the moon. The moons so pretty isn’t it. Yeah. Take a picture of the moon. Oh no bad picture it looks like a weird dumb speck. But the moons so pretty????
U know ur real pretty to. cameras arnt very nice sometimes. But your still pretty. Just like moon
nerdgul
16.
how do i get the moon to notice me back
17.
THE MOON WAS A GOOD IDEA goodideacatalog
the moon was a mistake the ends do not justify the means fu*k the moon thedoctorloves
buddy im an expert on good ideas and let me tell you, the moon is about as good as it gets goodideacatalog
18.
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
damespock
19.
why is the moon so sexy and mysterious how does she do it
harleydeville
20.
sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”
almondmilkgal
21.
Me when I see the moon: oh fu*k yeah man
flovrish