1. That one customer who thinks they’re hilarious

So original!
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2. The customer who comes in five minutes before closing

Ya’ll are still open, right?
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3. Those customers that freak out on you, then come back a week later

Well, well, well — look who it is.
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4. The customers who think they’re being generous, but are actually just completely unaware

Wow, how very thoughtful of you!
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5. The tables that ask you to sing them happy birthday

Why would anyone want this? Do you enjoy being sung at? I don’t…
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6. The table that prays before they eat

Alrighhhhhht then.
iserver_life

7. Customers who don’t even TRY to clean up after their children

Does this look like a daycare?
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8. Those customers who complain on Yelp instead of IRL

Why didn’t you just say something then?
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9. The diners who have literal novels worth of allergies

Allergic to black pepper? Really? Realllllllly?
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10. Those customers that ask you for every possible thing they can get for free

Ughhhhhh
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11. Those customers that bark their drink orders at you before you even get the chance to greet them

WATER! DIET COKE!
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12. Or the ones that just ignore you altogether

Cool, cool. Nice, real nice.
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13. The customers that threaten you by saying they know the owner

Well I actually WORK with them! (:
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14. Those diners who ask you for nutritional info

Umm, this is a restaurant, NOT a packaged food.
srb_life

15. The full-grown adults that still order off the kid’s menu

Can you not?
in.the.weeds

16. The customers who ask you questions they can clearly answer themselves

I don’t know, why don’t you look outside?
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