1.
Eye tracking blog platform that does not allow comments to be posted until entire article is read.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 10, 2016
2.
App that immediately runs Google search on a phone number calling you that isn’t in your contacts.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) April 13, 2015
3.
The ability to upvote and downvote other drivers on the road.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) May 21, 2015
4.
HD microwave oven that finds and screens a funny YouTube video the same duration as your selected cooking time.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) December 1, 2014
5.
Shazam for plants. Take a picture, app provides instructions on how to stop killing it.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 7, 2015
6.
Sliding electrical outlets. pic.twitter.com/Cf94KTaIsx
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 5, 2015
7.
Shazam for telling you what that noise is in the middle of the night.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 11, 2015
8.
Email app that recognizes you're trying to download an attachment you already have and instead just opens it for you.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) February 23, 2017
9.
App that recognizes your phone is falling and likely to get cracked and auto purchases insurance instantly prior to impact.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) January 8, 2016
10.
Put QR codes on guns so no one will use them.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 18, 2015
11.
Drone that follows the car that almost hit you and blares horn at them because you didn't have time to before they drove away.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) December 8, 2016
12.
Doorbell only audible to humans so your dog doesn't freak out every time a package gets delivered.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) January 11, 2017
13.
Wearable device that displays how long your hangover is going to last tomorrow based on your current blood alcohol level.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) October 10, 2015
14.
Shopping carts that let you input a budget and then buzz when you've thrown enough items in to exceed it.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) February 4, 2017
15.
Resealable cereal bags. Still somehow not a thing.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 22, 2015
16.
Feature on Facebook that lets you hover over a last name to see what it used to be before marriage so you can remember who that person is.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 16, 2016
17.
Mobile app that alerts you and asks for permission before your parents are allowed to download ANYTHING onto their computer.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) March 5, 2015
18.
Reverse sunglasses that brighten up your surroundings during the winter when you get utterly depressed from 4:30PM sundowns.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) December 14, 2016
19.
TV that automatically turns on subtitles when it recognizes by your facial expression that you're having troubling hearing dialogue.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) November 28, 2016
20.
Shoulder tapping drone you can send over to a coworker who needs to answer your email faster. pic.twitter.com/uBITjSY1Ne
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) September 30, 2016
21.
Shazam for relatives you can't quite remember while at family gatherings.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) April 4, 2015
22.
Wallets/purses that vibrate when you're in a store that you have gift cards for.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) November 20, 2016
23.
Pants that switch keys to pocket on the other side when they recognize you're holding a million grocery bags in the wrong hand.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) August 21, 2016
24.
Buzzer that reminds you to put reusable bags back in the car before you go to the grocery store so you don't forget. Again.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) May 1, 2016
25.
Service that automatically restarts your mom's computer when she has a "technical question."
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) July 17, 2015
26.
App that recognizes you're in bed and prevents your phone screen from reorienting.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 28, 2016
27.
Bunches of bananas genetically engineered to ripen one day apart.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) November 11, 2016
28.
Email app that finds the unsubscribe link in any message and turns it into a large button.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) February 22, 2015
29.
iPhone app that closes all iPhone apps at once so you don't have to sit there swiping like an a$$hole for five minutes.
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) June 17, 2016
30.
Age verification on 21+ websites, asking what this image is: pic.twitter.com/B2nnajCBvQ
— Bored Elon Musk (@BoredElonMusk) March 11, 2015