Life - Shenhuifu

16 Insanely Funny Valentine’s Day Posts All Single People Will Relate To

Do I care if it's valentines day?

Whether you consider yourself a Francophone, or you've barely mastered bonjour, these struggles will be all too real.

How it feels to listen to podcasts!

I wrote a song about your dog it's called give him to me.

Thinking about how they live their lives under such ignorant culture gives me chills. Shame on such a society.

People accuse me of being a luggage denier. That's definitely not the case.

One of the hardest parts of teaching your kids to be independent is watching them tie their shoes for 8 minutes.

*At my future wedding* "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband" Me to the groupchat: omg do I say yes or is that desperate

My cat had rescued me, and the house, from a flood.

I’ve heard more political sense come out somecunt standin in a kitchen it 4 on a Saturday morning oot their nut.

I don’t have a wallet. All I use are rubber bands.

Rain drop, drop top, @shondarhimes wrecking my life nonstop.

You'll realize that your mind can do much more than your body could take.

Some guy just mansplained space to an actual fucking astronaut.

Me on food network.

A few days ago, somebody grabbed my very dear friend’s butt in a jam packed railway station.