How Do People Get Rich?
1. You are born rich. 2. Marry someone rich. 3. Get very lucky. 4. Work very, very, very hard.
20 Tweets About Having Kids That Are Funny Because They’re True
My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they get married and I told him yes, but I honestly don’t know.”
20 Tweets That’ll Make You Think And Then Burst Out Laughing
Steve Jobs aka Mac Daddy.
What Are Some of The Most Interesting Little-Known Things?
Do you know LV means?
16 Hilarious Jokes About Adulthood That Will Make You Laugh And Then Wince
I’m an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
18 Funny Tweets You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Worn Glasses
Do y'all not understand how much of a struggle this is?
What is The Most Valuable Quotes That You’ve Read or Heard in Your Life?
It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.
22 Jokes You’ll Only Get If You’re Poor
The only thing dry in January is my bank account.
18 Jokes That Summarise What It’s Like To Fancy Someone
Is it possible to die from a crush? Asking for a friend.
What Is The Most Asshole Thing Your Cat Has Ever Done?
Do not be deceived by the apparent cuteness.
The Big Bang Theory: How can Penny, who works as a waitress, afford to drink wine every day?
Well, it's TV, so they don't worry about things like realistic finances.
Literally Just 18 Funny Tweets About The Office
Some nights out you're Pam at Chilis, other nights out you're Pam at the warehouse luau. Strive to be Pam at Chilis.
What Are Questions That 5-Year-Olds Ask?
When will you come back? - Asked by almost every orphan kid when we spent couple of hours in a orphanage.
18 Tweets That Perfectly Explain What Carrie Fisher Meant To The World
Be Princess Leia in 2017. Fight on the front lines. Strangle fascists with the chains they would have you wear. Be a motherfuckin’ general.