25+ Tweets About Halloween That’ll Make You Laugh
What should I be for Halloween?
15+ Jokes About Halloween To Make You Laugh
This is my halloween costume.
The Creepiest Thing You Have Ever Seen On Security Camera Footage
I’ve seen so much, ive seen murders, rapes, creepy stalker guys coming out of the crawl space, and homeless people crapping in flower pots…But I have seen NOTHING like whatever the Holy F*ck that was.
How did one small decision change your life?
Almost every decision I've ever made to follow my passions and ignore my fears.
20+ Of The Funniest Mom Tweets Ever
Being a mother requires a lot of patience.
Has a car dealership treated you poorly until they found out you were rich?
In college, I used to drive a 8 year old Hyundai Sonata.
The Worst #ImDumb Moments
Some people do surprisingly dumb things...
The Creepiest Thing That A Little Child Has Ever Asked You
Do you know that you and I and everyone . . . the whole world . . . are in the stomach of a huge giant?
Funny Tweets That Will Make Feminists Laugh
Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality.
The Funniest Parenting Tips From Moms And Dads Ever
Parenting can be tough, especially if you haven't done it before.
50+ Sad Adulthood Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Then Cry
This image describes how I feel about sliding into adulthood.
What is the most unusual password you have ever seen?
caledfwlch13214874890703.pdx97bballcclbj23…———…SOS
What is the most ridiculous thing you have heard a teacher say?
Yes. The moon and the sun are both stars.
In a job interview, how to answer “What’s your biggest weakness?”
In a job interview, is your answer to "What's your biggest weakness?" a perfect humble brag opportunity?
What’s the creepiest thing your pet has ever done?
I had a pet bird— her name was Lucy.
Animals outsmarting humans
I felt like my IQ is defeated by a damn cat.