Hilarious Tweets About Work You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work #4
BOSS: We need to improve morale.
My Roommate is Weird
If you don’t have a weird roommate then maybe the weird one is you.
What is one device you wish would go away that still exists?
I have no idea why a hotel would have an open bathroom design...
What is your most embarrassing food moment?
During my four years of college, I crashed nearly a hundred weddings.
What is the biggest scam you’ve ever seen?
It's not exactly the biggest, but it certainly is THE FUNNIEST.
What are some of the dark lessons that life taught you?
We will all eventually become old and unattractive in the eyes of society.
What is something crazy that your neighbor has done?
Accused me of trying to murder her husband.
How do you figure out if someone is secretly wealthy?
Once people find out you're rich, they treat you differently and constantly judge you.
What duo would you nominate for the “Best Friends Forever” Award?
Both of them promised each other that whoever made it in their career will take care of the less fortunate one.
What’s the worst thing your parent has ever said to you?
Look at you! You're capable of nothing!
What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?
Ever see a nun take a dump?
What life lessons have video games taught you?
Things are just out of control sometimes.
What is the best advice your mother ever gave you?
Everyone should know how to fix a meal . It's a useful life skill.
What’s the most inexplicable experience you’ve ever had?
I still remember that day, and though it was like fourteen years ago.
10 Popular “Life Hacks” That Are Completely Bogus
Here are the hacks you should probably avoid.
How to Kiss a Girl
So you want to kiss this gorgeous girl — but you're not sure if she's interested, or you don't know how to smoothly go in for a kiss?