1. It’s not your home; it’s their home. They’re just letting you squat there.

WolfAkela

2. Fu*k your apple pie.

TatumStrangely01

3. I’ve altered your signal. Pray I don’t alter it any further

WavyGlass

4. The missing cat

TheNMP

5. Pretzels with extra hair

TheNutsCracker

6. Sometimes they like to be held, but — and this next part is very important — usually they don’t.

lalalanny

7. Oh you’re playing? Well… I’m tired, let me just… Purrfect.

OutOfAbyss

8. Saw this online and thought these cats fit right in here…

FabioInMyBed

9. Oh, were you not finished with this Pizza yet?

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10. Any attempts to contain or control a cat will be met with failure.

jenny_stevens

11. If you’re not careful, they will find your greatest weakness and exploit it.

GavinFree

12. Dude, chill! It wasn’t me, i swear!

AnimalsBeingJerks

13. My cat steals my slipper anytime speakerphone is on.

UrbanFarmHouse

14. Welp, there goes the dog’s food…

Olofstrom

15. Cat destroys paper towels daily

nevergreene

16. Fancy cat beds? Keep ‘em!

leetabix

17. Good morning! Breakfast now?

Boxedwinetime

18. Remember, it’s always been this way.

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