1.
Why's the “Reply All” button right next to “Reply”? “Reply” should be at the top of your email, & “Reply All” should be in another building.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) November 14, 2014
2.
Do ants have dicks?
— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) March 28, 2010
3.
Do peanuts have carbs?
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 15, 2010
4.
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 4, 2009
5.
why do people look at me like I'm crazy when i use coupons at grocery or try bargaining at retail, IM FROM NEW YORK WHERE IS THE SALE RACK
— xoxo, Joanne (@ladygaga) December 21, 2012
6.
What to heck ????
— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) May 19, 2013
7.
Can anyone c me
— Cher (@cher) September 15, 2012
8.
Do identical twins have the same exact DNA? Like if 1 twin murders someone & leaves their DNA, can the other twin get blamed?
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 1, 2011
9.
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
— ASHANTI (@ashanti) October 2, 2010
10.
Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!
— P!nk (@Pink) March 1, 2011
11.
If I'm dead do I still have to pay taxes?
— Axl Rose (@axlrose) December 4, 2014
12.
Do you think I am hip?
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) August 17, 2011
13.
Are you learning Germanghhggfnvgvv
— #RingoStarr (@ringostarrmusic) April 27, 2013
14.
Hey baby… is that a phone in your pocket or is your penis just really square?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) July 24, 2013
15.
WWBD – what would Beyoncé do
— Ed Sheeran (@edsheeran) April 22, 2014
16.
What do you think kid rock and chris rock talk about at family reunions?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 8, 2009
17.
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
18.
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
19.
Has a smart person ever said, "I think I'll get my lips done"?
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) February 12, 2014
20.
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
21.
My moms AOL Account has been hacked. Why do people hack? So lame! So if anyone gets an email from my mom- NOT HER!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) July 1, 2011
22.
Wtf is mdna
— Cher (@cher) July 13, 2012
23.
So, there's NO existing service that rents puppies to people with hangovers? America, you have failed me.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 3, 2014
24.
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
— Lorde (@lorde) November 13, 2014