1.
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
— 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010
2.
My wife asked me if today was Friday and I said no,it's chest and back day brother HH
— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) January 2, 2015
3.
What to heck ????
— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) May 19, 2013
4.
@diplo should we do something about your tiny penis while we're at it hm
— Lorde (@lorde) November 13, 2014
5.
ok boys, what's your ball size?
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013
6.
SMH means shaking my head
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 17, 2009
7.
Do ants have dicks?
— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) March 28, 2010
8.
Them: "You can't just erase people from your life"
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) July 9, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/vLBbLuT2iX
9.
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 4, 2009
10.
Not to brag but I have like the tannest balls ever.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) June 11, 2011
11.
Whats going on with mycareer
— Cher (@cher) August 18, 2012
12.
Wtf is mdna
— Cher (@cher) July 13, 2012
13.
Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 22, 2012
14.
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 29, 2010
15.
Much to think about. pic.twitter.com/8Er6a0qANY
— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) June 9, 2015
16.
Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) February 10, 2011
17.
Oh na na, what's my name oh na na what's my name! Niall obviously
— Niall Horan (@NiallOfficial) January 10, 2011
18.
i love arm
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 1, 2012
19.
Out of Myself, Britney, and Christina- didn't everyone think I was gonna be the troublemaker? LOOK MA!!! No CUFFS!!!
— P!nk (@Pink) March 1, 2011
20.
I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
— Larry King (@kingsthings) November 3, 2013
21.
I got a colonic.RT @lolyabitch @cher how did you celebrate Madonna's birthday?
— Cher (@cher) August 21, 2012
22.
I love Maps
— Russell Crowe (@russellcrowe) January 23, 2013
23.
Wu Tang Cher
— Cher (@cher) May 8, 2014
Clan
24.
Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 22, 2016
25.
Potty training is going so great! I'm a natural! @prattprattpratt pic.twitter.com/TTeSxQsuwG
— Anna Faris (@AnnaKFaris) September 3, 2015
26.
How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
— ASHANTI (@ashanti) October 2, 2010
27.
Mate mate mate mate mate.
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) July 2, 2011
28.
So how much of this Activia do you have to put up your butt before it works?
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) August 22, 2012
29.
@
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) September 17, 2017
30.
WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
— LILJON (@LilJon) September 28, 2010
31.
He
— Oprah Winfrey (@Oprah) April 20, 2014
32.
Hey friends, I lost my blackberry. So if your trying to reach me, then text me on one of my three iPhones.
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) March 29, 2014
33.
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) April 19, 2012
34.
K
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) January 21, 2015