1.
*starts writing song for album*
— Ben Platt (@BenSPLATT) October 4, 2017
*gets insecure/frustrated, stops*
*watches short @Beyonce interview*
*feels invincible, returns to song*
2.
I am still cool mom !!!! pic.twitter.com/DoZNVKkQt3
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 3, 2017
3.
Happy 25th anniversary @barackobama. A quarter of a century later, you're still my best friend & the most extraordinary man I know. I you. pic.twitter.com/y0nevQmatB
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) October 3, 2017
4.
It's October 3rd #MeanGirlsDay
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) October 3, 2017
5.
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017
6.
Yo autocorrect, how come if I type something in all caps one time I gotta say it in all caps for the rest of my life…
— Ansel Elgort (@AnselElgort) October 3, 2017
7.
I wish I could wiggle my nose and make the world better. Until then, Happy #NationalVodkaDay everyone. pic.twitter.com/SBW1D4IB6f
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) October 4, 2017
8.
I’d go blonde for that D… pic.twitter.com/yRME6Hs65V
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) October 3, 2017
9.
My phone keeps autocorrecting "gyno" to "hunk," that seems terribly wrong…
— Constance Zimmer (@ConstanceZimmer) October 4, 2017
10.
Hi! I'm Mitchel Musso and you already know wtf time it is baby pic.twitter.com/g4zwMmMPVd
— Mitchel Musso (@mitchelmusso) October 2, 2017
11.
When Paris Fashion Week Moves To Fast So You Gotta Slow Down Time Real Quick. pic.twitter.com/wZNNRAJhvd
— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 4, 2017
12.
My old roomie @JensenAckles and I, then and now. He still gets the girl and I still get the side eye. #kellyandryan pic.twitter.com/GcaIxXlpsO
— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) October 3, 2017
13.
I need 70 cocktails 40 xanax, sex, a spa, a massage, medical marijuana, a bath, an IV, a manicure, a cupcake and a hug
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) October 5, 2017
14.
Happy birthday to the absolutely wonderful Kate Winslet. My love for you is wider than that door you totally could have shared with Jack.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 5, 2017
15.
Love is the only thing we can offer one another at this point. So love really fucking hard. Always.
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) October 2, 2017
16.
Today as I was leaving the grocery store my bag split and I burst into tears. Fuck you 2017.
— Jamie Campbell Bower (@Jamiebower) October 3, 2017