#1 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken!
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#2 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they’d be called bagels!
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#3 Why was the broom late? It overswept!
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#4 What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday — the rest are weekdays!
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#5 What’s a cheerleader’s favorite cereal? Cheerios!
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#6 Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
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#7 What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
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#8 Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
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#9 What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless!
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#10 What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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#11 What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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#12 What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop!
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#13 What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it was “R” but it’s the “C” they love!
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#14 Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The Baa baa shop!
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#15 What do you tell Simba when he’s walking too slow? Mufasa!
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#16 How did the french fry propose to the hamburger? He gave her an onion ring!
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#17 Why is it a bad idea to tell a burrito a secret? They might spill the beans!
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#18 What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow?
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#19 What does a nut say when it sneezes? Cashew!
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#20 How does a dog stop a video? By hitting the paws button!
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#21 Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
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#22 What do you call two octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle!
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#23 Knock, knock! Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didn’t know you could yodel!
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#24 What is a snake’s favorite school subject? Hisssstory!
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#25 Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling!
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#26 Why do spiders make such great baseball players? Because they catch flies!
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#27 Where do hamburgers take their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day to dance? The Meat Ball!
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