#1 This person who loves pizza

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#2 This person who just wanted to show off their 12-incher

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#3 This woman who was just following instructions

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#4 This person who is really an alien in disguise

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#5 This person who is a master of the thermostat

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#6 This person going through a devastating loss

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#7 This person who turned to dad jokes

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#8 This person with a rare disease

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#9 This person who has stipulations for a threesome

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#10 This person with the best photos on their phone

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#11 This person who brilliantly played dumb

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#12 This person who put a swift end to roleplaying

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#13 This person who was just plain unimpressed

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#14 This person who had some notes for roleplaying

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#15 This person who found out about a new product on the market

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#16 This person who joined in on the roleplaying

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#17 This person who kept their responses short and simple

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#18 Finally, this guy who replied to an unwanted photo with a picture of his own

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