1. what a birch
elcatundo
2. A classic.
xX_MlgNoScoper69_xX
3. *lays across your lap*
notAJokester2
4. At least he’s achieved multiple awards with his 147 IQ
requiemsword
5. Oh god, WHY
je_suis_un_negre
6. Unlike you I know how Facebook works
notAJokester2
7. M’Lady
notAJokester2
8. I’ll just decide your personality for you
requiemsword
9. *sweats on you*
notAJokester2
10. You know, a usual hooking up tactic
LRFE
11. Inner monologue as Tinder opener
HoDub
12. Just some accidental chest touching, no need to be alarmed.
GallopingZodiac
13. I love my best friend, but she may watch a little too much TV…
ambvi
14. Why?
hatt730
15. Ugh.
reddit
16. *Shoots self*
io7hazcookiez
17. He’s been begging for weeks to do a “sexy roleplay” with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now.
TheOwlAndTheFinch