1. what a birch

elcatundo

2. A classic.

xX_MlgNoScoper69_xX

3. *lays across your lap*

notAJokester2

4. At least he’s achieved multiple awards with his 147 IQ

requiemsword

5. Oh god, WHY

je_suis_un_negre

6. Unlike you I know how Facebook works

notAJokester2

7. M’Lady

notAJokester2

8. I’ll just decide your personality for you

requiemsword

9. *sweats on you*

notAJokester2

10. You know, a usual hooking up tactic

LRFE

11. Inner monologue as Tinder opener

HoDub

12. Just some accidental chest touching, no need to be alarmed.

GallopingZodiac

13. I love my best friend, but she may watch a little too much TV…

ambvi

14. Why?

hatt730

15. Ugh.

reddit

16. *Shoots self*

io7hazcookiez

17. He’s been begging for weeks to do a “sexy roleplay” with me. I finally said yes. I think he regrets everything now.

TheOwlAndTheFinch