1.
This babysitter, who gives a great play-by-play.

katie_fetchik

2.
This babysitter, who crumbles in the face of adversity

caaait_mae

3.
This babysitter, who is not here for your clinginess.

scamacho1020

4.
And this babysitter, who keeps a running tally.

disgruntledcookie

5.
This babysitter, who knows their worth.

mammamarkie

6.
And this babysitter, who knows their limits.

pinchi_luisg
Savage parent response, tho.

7.
This babysitter, who heard what they thought they heard.

archieandfargo

8.
This babysitter, who’s experiencing milestones of their own.

carlysos

9.
This babysitter, who knows how to measure success.

sabypops

10.
This babysitter, who can’t.

libbyloveslife

11.
This babysitter, who takes the win where they can get it.

bellavella232

12.
This babysitter, who is asking, just in case.

alaporte

13.
And this babysitter, who will definitely need a drink tonight.

teilichene