The most recent hashtag? #MarchDadness.Just yesterday Jimmy Fallon asked his Twitter followers to tweet “the best/corniest “dad joke” your dad or someone else’s dad has said”, and there are already a bunch of responses.

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One time my dad walked up to a Samsung security guard and asked, “Are you guardian of the galaxy?
@mollyligonn

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Every time the doorbell rang my dad would yell, “Everybody, act normal!” Loud enough for the person outside to hear it.
@TerraCollinsWC

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One time, his fortune cookie told him to embrace his mistakes. Next thing I know, he leans over and hugs me.
@peytonism

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The secret service doesn’t yell “get down!” when the president is in danger. Now they yell “Donald, duck!”
@Delliott78

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Dad broke his wrist, asked nurse if he’ll be able to play piano. When she said yes, he said “Great! I couldn’t play before!”
@1flakeofSnow

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When I said to my father that I was old enough to drive he said: “Yes but the car is not.”
@amazingmaze17

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My dad bought me a condom when I turned 18. The cashier asked if we needed a bag, my dad replied, “No, she isn’t that ugly.”
@adrunkteacher

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Every time we pass by the cemetery my dad says “people are dying to get in there!”
@JohnKMich

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Recently got a job at Dick’s Sporting Goods as a cashier. My dad has been calling me a Dick checker ever since.
@HipHipJorge36

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My dad signs most of his texts “love, YAD.” For years I thought it was a typo, turns out it means “your awesome dad”
@maggie_may93

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My friend’s dad said “What happens when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?” then left the room. Best one I’ve heard.
@giorginam94

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My dad owns both an IPad and an IPad mini he refers to them as his mini pad and his maxi pad.
@tvbleek

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Just asked my dad for his best dad joke… his response?
“You”
@meg_mcdonald_

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Every time a bug hit the windshield my dad would say “he’ll never have the guts to do that again”. Every time.
@KathyLovesCubs

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Me: Dad, how long hve u been married? Dad: 17 happily married years. Me: thought it was 24 years? Dad: like I said, HAPPILY.
@mHTKgedman

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(Dad) “Did you hear about the kidnapping on the news?” (Me) “No?, What happened?” (Dad) “it’s okay he woke up”
@alexvelamusic

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Badass Dad used to pretend to be asleep, then shout “Still alive!” at the nurses checking in on him (he had a heart condition)
@tweets_by_tanja

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Once I said, “Dad, I’ve been thinking…” to which he replied, “I thought I smelled something burning.”
@TheShangriLlama

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When the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he says,’No, just leave it in the carton!”
@ricky_reyes35

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Every time we drive past a gas station, my dad says “Excuse me, I just passed gas”
@emmylouwho22

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When I was a kid and I would ask my dad to make me a sandwich he would say “Poof! You’re a sandwich”
@beehannahbee

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“Go ask your brother what happened when he did that!” But we don’t have a brother? “Exactly!”
@SandysValley

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Me: Dad, was I adopted? Dad: Not yet.
@AdoptionHonesty

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My aunt would ask dad at breakfast how he slept, he often replied “with my eyes closed” & it always made her mad
@lindag1110

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On road trips, Dad would point at ever cow we drove by & tell my baby sister they were bunnies. This went on until she was 7.
@Sasssshole

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In high school, if a friend called the house and asked if I was there, my dad would say yes and hang up on them!
@kpjem

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My dad desperately wanted 2 have a son; ended up having 4 girls in 3.5 yrs. He jokingly called us his “4 misses”
@Cherry7754

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My dad’s best joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
@caitie_joy98

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When someone asks “guess who I saw today!?” My dad says “everybody you looked at??”
@Rizzeroni

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Being in nursing school has created a whole new monster

@tatumcb