#1 This guy loves water.

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#2 Lucky for us!!!

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#3 The bar is truly so, so low.

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#4 What is even happening here?

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#5 My phone usually texts “I would drink your bath water” accidentally too.

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#6 Wow. How could one resist?

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#7 You wish??

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#8 Ok, sure Jan.

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#9 What?

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#10 Calm down.

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#11 Major red flag.

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#12 Let’s……….not.

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#13 OK.

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#14 Oh dear god.

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#15 This was…a journey.

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#16 THIS DUDE IS OUT HERE TRYING TO GET INSTAGRAM LIKES, MY GOD.

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#17 OH MY GOD.

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#18 I mean……….ok.

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#19 Thanks, I guess?

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#20 I mean, that’s more than three words but alright.

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