1.
all I do is say "no worries" and worry about things
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) August 24, 2017
2.
i solemnly vow to tweet 85 times a day, never dwell on anything i enjoy, and constantly get into fights about god knows what
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 4, 2017
3.
@literElly
4.
I feel you, vending machine, I feel you. pic.twitter.com/FlwDGkp61K
— Chris Pramas (@Pramas) September 10, 2017
5.
BACK TO SCHOOL
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) September 5, 2017
OR IF YOU ARE AN ADULT
THE WHEEL CONTINUES RELENTLESSLY SPINNING LARGELY WITHOUT CHANGE
7.
THERAPIST: do you want to talk about
— EAT SHIT BUZZFEED (@AliceAvizandum) August 29, 2017
ME: no no nO doc that's a load bearing neurosis, you move it and this whole thing comes down around us
8.
When you're dying inside but you have to keep on smiling pic.twitter.com/7vvaernvOP
— First World Pains (@FirstWorldPains) September 12, 2017
9.
when the aliens come pic.twitter.com/wUAiMOnfCZ
— ellie bate (@eleanorbate) September 11, 2017
10.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017
11.
hey button, guess who is president right now pic.twitter.com/6a9n1sloqL
— Scott Wessman (@scottew) August 30, 2017
12.
when everything that could go wrong goes wrong, but youre still ok pic.twitter.com/NwcCAF7Bhn
— Natalya Lobanova (@NatalyaLobanova) May 6, 2016
13.
Dating -
— TheMemeWitch (@MemeVVitch) August 27, 2017
2015: "Do I wanna spend the rest of my life w/this person?"
2017: "Do I wanna go thru the collapse of capitalism w/this person??"
14.
sorry for the delay in getting this to you! I waited until the guilt of putting it off started to keep me awake at night
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) September 4, 2017
15.
15 years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Now, the real world is an escape from the internet.
— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) August 28, 2017
16.
me tweeting pic.twitter.com/HuHl7nSCsg
— Adam Byrne (@adambyrne_) September 4, 2017
17.
when i'm deep in a depressive episode and someone tells me to "stay positive" pic.twitter.com/2c8fUPlFoP
— tired (@ugsadkid) September 11, 2017
18.
took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit
— Chelsea MacMillan (@chelseaamac) August 24, 2017
19.
RT if you are also tired & ugly and just want to sleep pic.twitter.com/CoymvKLi8p
— Jess (@spicy_knight) August 15, 2017
20.
Me in my therapists office: i miss vine
— rat mic (@loopzoop) August 22, 2017
21.
me: I want to fucking kill myself I want to end it all
— back on my bullshit (@araslanian_) August 21, 2017
someone: …you ok?
me: lol yeah it's a song pic.twitter.com/dm4vqy1GxR
22.
@vinnycrack