1.
Roommates in the US
my roommate has a presentation today so I made her a good luck breakfast and she's so happypic.twitter.com/ijG7hdTu0q
— (@__tdx) April 24, 2017
Roommates in Britain
What the fuck am I at uni with?pic.twitter.com/yBeo0teuqu
— Kieran Riley (@KieranRiley123) September 27, 2016
2.
Fashion in the US
what does this even mean, h&m. pic.twitter.com/M7mhCqkBar
— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) April 19, 2017
Fashion in Britain
when you wake up from a nap only to realise you slept on your crisps pic.twitter.com/c3TNdj2khw
— alex (@indiealexx) September 11, 2016
3.
Young girls in the US
My fourth grade teacher friend found this under one of her students' desks. <3 <3 <3 pic.twitter.com/7NSxIa6ujn
— Elly (@SMLXist) March 6, 2017
Young girls in Britain
My wee sister was doing farms at school and at the end of it made a quiz n a really can't believe one of the answers pic.twitter.com/u9Zgt4P8Kj
— Ryan Printy (@RyanPrinty) June 23, 2016
4.
Helping animals in the US
My friend made a wheelchair for a goldfish pic.twitter.com/QghXTY7rme
— Taylor Nicole Dean (@taylorndean) March 10, 2017
Helping animals in Britain
Meanwhile in Glasgow… #pigeonCPR pic.twitter.com/0zkUNguwwR
— Charlotte (@Charlismyname) April 18, 2017
5.
Grandparents in the US
My grandma is in Mexico taking shots with random girls on the beach and posting pics of it with captions like they're bff's.. pic.twitter.com/SA47BMUsX3
— payt (@paytongrett) March 9, 2017
Grandparents in Britain
When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg pic.twitter.com/q6vFMHAW6R
— Scottish Tweets (@Scottish_Tweets) March 29, 2016
6.
Romantic gestures in the US
But did your prom date run 5.5 miles to ask you pic.twitter.com/1cp2R2IvTp
— Claire Short (@claire_short_13) March 11, 2017
Romantic gestures in Britain
Fella at Lidl got heavy confidence in that rose pic.twitter.com/EvzaOTBIYM
—(@Owen_1906) November 5, 2016
7.
Innovation in the US
accidentally broke my fishes crib had to put him in something before the guy suffocated pic.twitter.com/OswMMYcZeg
— name jeff (@craigtf_) March 6, 2017
Innovation in Britain
FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. pic.twitter.com/r3d3znrMJ3
— georgeCVO (@GeorgeTweetings) August 29, 2016
8.
Teenage boys in the US
Kicked out of school because I expressed myself pic.twitter.com/pAGEpkPT76
— Scott Allison (@scottA777) June 6, 2014
Teenage boys in Britain
Canny believe Gregors away in a huff cause we were slagging him for dressing like a train seat hahahahah pic.twitter.com/Z3odk1DLbk
— robbiegarrick (@robbiegarrick) April 4, 2016
9.
Parents in the US
My mom made my dad dress up and presented him with the "Best Husband" Oscar
— coolie gyal(@Reggae_Beauty) February 27, 2017
I want to be this extra as a wifepic.twitter.com/AJXJR6X3a1
Parents in Britain
Asked my mum for £250 and this was her responsepic.twitter.com/p49R20Dlb5
— Kaniel Outis (@Fekz15) September 9, 2016
10.
Wildlife in the US
My mom almost crashed her car today cause a snake started coming out of her vents while she was driving. pic.twitter.com/9dYkKsLo9f
— Kristina Dorsett (@Krissy_Lyn) March 10, 2017
Wildlife in Britain
I know I've had a heavy weekend but am I actually seeing a Llama in the river outside our office. pic.twitter.com/LqeRlJlNEt
— Anthony Knockaert (@olliesilkkk) August 1, 2016
11.
Dealing with brands in the US
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS pic.twitter.com/4SrfHmEMo3
— Carter Wilkerson (@carterjwm) April 6, 2017
Dealing with brands in Britain
@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back pic.twitter.com/rw5Us3PqUX
— a (@Aavaiz) January 21, 2017
12.
Selling things on Facebook in the US
MANNN THIS IS WHY I CANT GET OFF THE INTERNET TO DO MY HOMEWORKpic.twitter.com/XbVMtVgH2c
— Erik from R (@SoulessVibez) March 6, 2017
Selling things on Facebook in Britain
Never sell a golf club on Facebook to someone from East Kilbride! pic.twitter.com/l7905sD5g9
— Gregor Ford (@GregorJFord) March 30, 2017
13.
University in the US
My step dad told me it was pointless to go to orientation, I wasn't going to graduate…..4 years later he in jail & I'm well….pic.twitter.com/bLftj8BXni
— KING KIDD(@_justcallmekidd) April 20, 2017
University in Britain
My uni lecturer has a photo of him sitting on his desk on the window. i paid 9k to these trolls pic.twitter.com/pYrga9hZ3X
— Huff daddy (@KaySiizzle) October 16, 2016
14.
Protests in the US
Atta boy pic.twitter.com/VD6RNP64uQ
— Rembert Browne (@rembert) January 21, 2017
Protests in Britain
They made me put it away pic.twitter.com/W1kRAJCJ7Y
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) June 24, 2016
15.
Crime in the US
Left my window down at walmart & came back to a slice gone pic.twitter.com/j0eYxj3DrW
— Koon La Flare (@HecksNawBro) April 23, 2017
Crime in Britain:
Man sought following theft of venetian blind from Dunelm Mill, Northampton https://t.co/p4o92znWyV pic.twitter.com/emAU2R0ucE
— Northants Police (@NorthantsPolice) October 18, 2016
16.
Relationships in the US
Drive in movies are the best moviespic.twitter.com/grqXRKy3t5
— Bobby Acosta (@bobbyacosta_4) March 22, 2017
Relationships in Britain
Roses are red
— Sam (@sam_bambs) August 12, 2016
Violets are blue pic.twitter.com/uZZYZR6f0E
17.
Boyfriends in the US
My bf brought me back a jar of sea shells from his Spring Break trip to Florida and idk how to tell him that some are pistachio shells pic.twitter.com/RFeoovpQ7S
— Ria Rechtorovic (@3cheers20years) March 12, 2017
Boyfriends in Britain
Just got to tennis. Boyfriend has taken my racket out and put a frying pan in instead. I'm not even joking. pic.twitter.com/HD8YOAqfJ2
— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) July 29, 2016
18.
Dealing with heartbreak in the US
This girl in my building saw me crying in the hallway last night and sent me these this morning pic.twitter.com/oZYSSbZkiS
— mother of moms (@egyptique) March 9, 2017
Dealing with heartbreak in Britain
She knows X pic.twitter.com/9M1uHBJKXy
— alexslater (@Slateralex_) November 26, 2016
19.
Dads in the US
My little sis had an accident today at kindergarten & this is how my dad left to pick her up so she wouldn't feel so sad/embarrassedpic.twitter.com/veHMFO4QHr
— Lucinda Sowards (@LucindaSowards) April 14, 2017
Dads in Britain
my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX
— jess (@jess_huntx) July 26, 2016
20.
Mums in the US
People who say I'm extra have clearly never met my mom pic.twitter.com/Qso9GqDRVw
—becca(@jewish_beyonce) April 26, 2017
Mums in Britain
How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce pic.twitter.com/6v56bPvSBa
— Alphafemale (@bintambye) May 25, 2016
21.
Drinking in the US
man. i need to admit something. every time i'm drunk i make missouri slightly larger on its wikipedia page pic.twitter.com/u8xl1wvHnd
— rob whisman (@robwhisman) November 29, 2015
Drinking in Britain
Most people drunk text their ex or someone they fancy…. Not me…. What the actual fuck was going through my drunken mindpic.twitter.com/fK2XT8Hdtq
— Annie(@annievicvic) September 27, 2016
22.
Friends in the US
What are friends forpic.twitter.com/7ex29yjxyl
— Karla Marisol (@Karlamarisol06) April 23, 2017
Friends in Britain
Hannah's printed Claire's boarding pass out on A1 am sobbing hahahaha state a that pic.twitter.com/55O6c2XsAm
— AIMEE (@_aimeeconnolly) October 22, 2016
23.
Christmas in the US
Let me tell y'all how I'm never participating in another work contest ..4 hours to make this sweater 4 HOURS ! pic.twitter.com/b9q69AXoLD
— ya (@mayamorena_) December 21, 2016
Christmas in Britain
Lasy year our church bathroom became an accidental minimalist nativity pic.twitter.com/gfzmtsxAdh
— Fr. SJM-C+ (@FatherSJMC) December 21, 2016
24.
Religion in the US
I love this bible verse, it always helps me in times of need pic.twitter.com/hQFYHShYNo
— griffin (@GRlFFERS) January 29, 2016
Religion in Britain
Mum, that's not a picture of Jesus pic.twitter.com/VxeBaDuIkS
— LB (@LucybelleH) July 17, 2015
25.
Celebrities in the US
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars pic.twitter.com/C9U5NOtGap
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) March 3, 2014
Celebrities in Britain
Why does Ed Sheehan look like he's queuing up to meet Ed Sheeran? pic.twitter.com/q9hq4ohPH4
— Alex (@Cheapshirt) March 3, 2017