#1 This legend, Barbara

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#2 And Judi

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#3 This delivery driver

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#4 This defensive dog owner

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#5 This artist

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#6 This owner

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#7 This aggressive Tinder bro

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#8 This coffee queen

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#9 This girl, who sent a survey to everyone who’s ghosted her

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#10 This ex

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#11 This Facebook queen

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#12 And lastly, this protective momma

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