#1 No ’00s Facebook profile was without an unsubtle indirect:

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#2 Or the status where you informed everyone that you were about to get DRUNK:

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#3 Which was usually followed by the one where you let everyone know just how crazy your night was:

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#4 We all had a status or two from when we left our accounts unattended:

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#5 And of course, the one where you were feeling pretty sorry for yourself:

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#6 But it was also a great place to tell the world how important your friends were:

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#7 An essential status for any ’00s teen was one where you wrote everything in the third person:

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#8 You can’t forget the inevitable status where you tried to make your love life seem way more interesting than it actually was:

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#9 And one that included deep, meaningful lyrics was a must:

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#10 If you didn’t put this as your status at least once, did you even have Facebook?!

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#11 We all made at least one status that was a straight-up rant:

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#12 And lots of updates that no one asked for:

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#13 You couldn’t go wrong with a good ‘ole attention-seeking status:

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#14 Every school kid definitely posted this at least once:

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#15 Uplifting quotes were very essential:

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#16 But nothing was as important as those bold, empowering statements:

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