1.
Made one trip and lived to tell the tale

HoJoLego

2.
Put your hand in the air for NO GOOD REASON

kasskassy2

3.
Strategically planned your “HERE”

sofritolocito

4.
Retrieved the box of shame

kardashiansfuckyeah

5.
Experienced the eternal struggle

energizerbun-nay

6.
Said the chosen word

mattslusser

7.
“Got ready” for an hour

peyton_darnelll

8.
Done the cricket rub

lets-do-the-time-warp-again

9.
Calmly walked away

kinggvaris

10.
Got some verrrrry suspicious sleep

_sxbz

11.
Descended into cashier hell

reshipped

12.
Lost all your tired

MythManny

13.
Checked out the tiny ‘net

araxoolie

14.
Demanded WOTER

greelin

15.
Looked to your left only to see THE HORROR

heart

16.
Immediately smashed that MF’n track package link

BreeeCass

17.
Experienced the loudest noise known to mankind

AsiaAtItAgain

18.
Done the ol’ gentle touch

Kristen_Arnett

19.
Had the “hurts so good” music moment

INDIEWASHERE

20.
RAN the house

theladbible

21.
Got those red marks

precocious

22.
Thought about the worst-case scenario

no-replies

23.
Run birthday calculations

_AllHailTiffany

24.
Tried not to be dramatic

kiermcwilliam

25.
Had a “…” standoff

gag.fm

26.
And, finally, given up

tbhjuststop