Everyone loves a good dad joke now and again, right?

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Well, lucky for all of us, just the other day Reddit user GrotiusandPufendorf asked people to share their favorite dad joke. And the results TRULY delivered:

#1
Dad putting car in reverse.
Dad: “Ahh, this takes me back.”
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#2
Dad: “Nice shirt, is that felt?”
Not Dad: “No.”
Dad: *Reaches over and touches sleeve* “It is now!”
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#3
At the park with my girls: “Dad, can we go play?”
Me: “Sure, just stay away from those trees over there.”
Girls: “Umm…OK, why?”
Me: “I don’t know…they look a little shady to me.”
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#4
Dad: “Look at that flock of cows over there.”
Kids: “A HERD of cows.”
Dad: “Of course I heard of cows, there is a flock of them right over there.”
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#5
When I’m at a restaurant and the waitress says: “Do you wanna box for that?”
I always reply with: “No, but I’ll wrestle you for it.”
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#6
Host at a restaurant: “Do you have reservations?”
Dad: “Yeah, but I think we’ll still eat here.”
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#7
*Dad buying fake Christmas tree*
Cashier: “Are you going to put it up yourself?”
Dad: “Don’t be disgusting…I’m going to put it up in the living room.”
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#8
Dad: “Someone among us is an owl.”
Me: “Who?”
Dad: *Narrows eyes suspiciously*
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#9
“Would you like the milk in the bag?”
Dad: “No thanks, you can keep it in the carton.”
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#10
Dad at breakfast: “I’ll have bacon and eggs, please.”
Waiter: “How do you like your eggs?”
Dad: “I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!”
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#11
“I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.”
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#12
“I haven’t been to the gym in so long I’ve gone back to calling it James.”
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#13
“A magician was walking down the street. Then, he turned into a grocery store.”
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#14
“Three guys walked into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.”
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#15
Dad at lunch: “Do you have anything cheap cuz I’m not that hungry.”
Waiter: “Well maybe the chicken strips for $6.”
Dad: “Well maybe it does, but that doesn’t help my hunger.”
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#16
“You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they’re very good at it.”
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#17
“What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad.”
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#18
“If a child doesn’t want to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?”
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#19
Wife to husband: “I’m pregnant.”
Husband to wife, trying to be funny: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”
Wife: “No you’re not.”
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#20
“Are you feeling cold? Sit in the corner, it is 90 degrees.”
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#21
“You know Orion’s Belt? Big waist of space, huh? Didn’t like that joke? That’s okay…it’s only got 3 stars.”
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#22
Dad: “Did you know that the people living nearby actually can’t be buried in that cemetery.”
Kid: “Why?”
Dad: “Because they’re not dead yet.”
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#23
“Why do graveyards have gates? Because people are dying to get in.”
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#24
“I lost 25% of my roof last night…oof.”
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#25
“Someone broke in last night and stole all my anti-depressants. I hope they’re happy.”
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#26
“What’s Harry Potter’s favourite way to get down a hill?”
“Walking.”
“JK, Rolling.”
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#27
“I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs.”
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