1. dear america, we thought it would be a fun joke to vote brexit and now we all want to die. take this a bit seriously. sincerely, britain @tom_harlock

2.
2016: “I’ll amaze you. The UK will vote to leave the EU”
“So?”
“Trump will be president”
“Meh”
“A Brit will be tennis No.1”
“WTAF! Get out!” @davidschneider

3. I just tried to Vote Trump & the staff wouldn’t let me just because I’m “in Kent” & “this is a Tesco self service checkout @Cain_Unable

4. Good to see people have got their priorities right today @Benoo_Brown

5. There’s been a mix up, it’s not Donald Trump it’s actually Abra Cadabra featuring Krept & Konan with ‘Robbery’.. @AmplifyDot

6.
Dear America,
You can borrow this if you like, might come in handy today.
Sincerely,
Britain

7. I’m updating Flash Player. This is what this election has driven me to. @katiesol

8. just when you think it can’t get worse waitrose are out of buckwheat @mutablejoe

9. “I wasn’t expecting that. That was a negative and right now I need two positives.” @PoliticalAP

10. This is my final call, any American who wants to escape and get British citizenship I will marry you for the love of god @bitterarab

11. @Yasmeenn_xx

12. My 11 year-old daughter just made up a great joke: I bet Donald J. Trump brags that his middle initial stands for genius. @JenCrittenden

13. America, I repeat l, vote wisely. We Brits didn’t and look what’s happened @JenniferSWallen

14. He can’t even wear his wig cap in the appropriate way. His toupe always hanging to one side. Yet here, be president. @kelechnekoff

15. Still waiting for this tbh @cotheartist

16.
*Leaves bag in for 45 minutes*
Nope, still not strong enough. @YorkshireTea

17. No option but to head out into Walthamstow in the pouring rain and embark on a mindblitzing orgy of hedonism. Meet you outside Paddy Power. @rhodri

18. While Hillary was dabbing and doing mannequin challenge Donald trump was doing bits @cscottheron