#1
I wonder if Dua Lipa ever refers to Anwar as her Fella Hadid
— reesh (@KrisJennerTD) August 30, 2020
#2
Just found out what the number 7 was in Irish
— Ro Exotic (@RonanCantSee) August 28, 2020
I was surprised
#3
my mam when she walks into my room https://t.co/UD5d2edJJA
— Erica (@ericlairx) August 26, 2020
#4
has any franchise taken as wild a turn as Brooklyn? Brooklyn 2-98 were a real journey pic.twitter.com/MGJPaKghYu
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) August 29, 2020
#5
When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees; sycamore
— rat (@antifajedward) September 8, 2020
#6
‘She believed she could, so she did’
— holly (@hollyshortall) September 9, 2020
- me eating an M&S meal for 2 by myself
#7
the spider in my house seeing me having a crying fit over it:
— abbie (@abd0minal_pain) September 4, 2020
#8
drama in trinity going up to 564 points is so RIDICULOUS imagine having to get h1s in sh*t like maths and biology to go into a course where we roll around on the ground and pretend to be trees :’((
— laura shannon (@lurashnon) September 12, 2020
#9
Training a fella in in work , a pizza restaurant , had him serve a table last night and they asked for a Margherita and his response was that we don’t sell cocktails
— Carlyn (@carlynmccarthy2) August 28, 2020
#10
It's Normal People but they go to UCD and never manage to bump into each other due to the sheer fu*king scale of the place.
— Simon Dobey (@DobeySimon) September 13, 2020
#11
I personally think a Twirl doesn’t get enough recognition as a great chocolate bar.
— Hannah (@hannahmccannn) September 9, 2020
A flake with it’s sh*t together. A business flake
#12
I keep mistaking my Jadedldn package for a Dunnes cooked chicken pic.twitter.com/pNZhwZsNoU
— Colleen (@colleeenclarke) August 31, 2020
#13
a place i handed a CV into two years ago rang me today like do u still need a job isn’t that mad i still do and all
— ____ (@yerr_wan) September 14, 2020
#14
Ireland scrambling to decide whether this is Catholic or Protestant before Christmas season begins. https://t.co/TP0qrEw27k
— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) September 7, 2020
#15
“That’s a WAP” – Jonathan Ross ending his show
— john (@johnmceneaney) September 7, 2020
#16
Remember I think it was maybe season 2 or 3 of lockdown when yanks tried to cancel Dustin the turkey
— Rachelelelel (@raychelelel) August 26, 2020
#17
looooooow lie
— Ruth Nic Hata Risteaird (@RuthieFizz) September 10, 2020
the fields
of athenry pic.twitter.com/D6ejtA5O2L
#18
my sister who is 14 months older than me got bloody engaged on the cliffs of moher yesterday whilst i sat at home and taught myself the dance to WAP it’s not an easy life folks x
— Niamh Doherty (@niamhdohertyyy) August 27, 2020
#19
Another victory for the Protestants. pic.twitter.com/I2DzudDdLL
— Wilson (@VolleyBaws) September 4, 2020
#20
‘Awh it’s mad isn’t it, yeah strange world now, yeah do you mind putting the mask over your nose love, ah I know but you have to, yes the price has gone up, I know it’s out of my control sadly, no you can’t tap over €50’ every fu*king god damn day lord give me STRENGTH
— eri mcnerney (@erorochero) August 27, 2020
#21
can’t stop thinking about me, thirteen years old, watching Jedward on X Factor, totally unaware that in just over a decade I would be praising them as one of the clearest and most direct voices of reason during a global pandemic
— lil venice bitch (@MikeDolanVEVO) September 13, 2020
#22
always loved how the irish for leaving cert is An Ardteist because like….. yeah it is quite an 'ard tesht
— alan (@hatefollower) August 30, 2020
#23
a heartbreaking story for any retail worker in four words: “you’re on early lunch”
— katie (@mizzdoublek) September 9, 2020
#24
The first people to open a pharmacy:
— Seán Burke (@SeanBurkeShow) August 30, 2020
“Okay so what do we sell?”
“Mainly medicine”
(Pause)
“And sunglasses?”
“Obviously also sunglasses”
#25
a pizza ? don’t you mean a garlic sauce shovel
— chloe (@yupyupp7up) September 10, 2020
#26
Apparently there’s a virus going around called Corona virus….. what’s next a Coors Light virus or Heineken virus pic.twitter.com/PMWqsDx2id
— rob (@ghoulcabin) August 31, 2020
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