#1 This man’s defense:

danelleee__ / Via twitter.com

#2 This Grindr fail:

cgguy66 / Via twitter.com

#3 This landlord exchange:

PatrickTShep / Via twitter.com

#4 This Twitter DM fail:

saintyemmy / Via twitter.com

#5 This sixth grader risk:

laithalishious / Via twitter.com

#6 This adorably funny costume:

thefridgeopener / Via twitter.com

#7 This Tinder exchange:

alpha_emo420 / Via twitter.com

#8 This accidental text fail:

bigbootyselenuh / Via twitter.com

#9 This vibe check:

cal_gif / Via twitter.com

#10 This hasty Tinder message:

angelicjjks / Via twitter.com

#11 This girl’s text to her dad:

trishasucks / Via twitter.com

#12 This teacher email:

canyonmoonmia / Via twitter.com

#13 This rejection:

callmedgoodz / Via twitter.com

#14 And lastly, this alleged DM with Rihanna:

spiritualword / Via instagram.com

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