1.
I can't wait for Easter! pic.twitter.com/GnFKzg4GHq
— thomAss (@thomasdelrey) April 13, 2017
2.
[Jerusalem]
— Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) April 16, 2017
MARY: They've taken Jesus from his tomb
SIMON: Maybe they gave him Upjesus
MARY: What's Upjesus?
JESUS {risen}: Not much, w—
3.
Frat guys are going to absolutely kiiillll it this weekend. They dress like it's Easter everyday and this is their time to shine
— Taylor laidlaw (@TaylorOLaidlaw) April 14, 2017
4.
He is Risen pic.twitter.com/COMlGWKVIV
— Rachel Jane Andelman (@rajandelman) April 16, 2017
5.
Mom: you're 17 years old! You don't need an Easter basket
— 13 Reasons Why (@13ReasonsFans) April 15, 2017
Me: welcome to your tape pic.twitter.com/joVNPN0alR
6.
roses are red
— rose (@lleuadau) April 15, 2017
britain has brexit
jesus christ is pic.twitter.com/Lnt1tXVmkG
7.
Can my bank account get resurrected on Easter Sunday as well please ??
— TN (@Neighbss) April 15, 2017
8.
When Saturday night turns to Easter pic.twitter.com/JS29TYKMm3
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) April 16, 2017
9.
church on a regular sunday vs church on easter pic.twitter.com/EDP7EljMZk
— angelo (@crying4hoes) March 27, 2016
10.
Listen, ma'am, I'm sorry I decked your four year old but it's called an Easter Egg HUNT for a reason
— Samson (@captaineagen) April 16, 2017
11.
overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church
— ellie (@oyasumeme) April 15, 2017
mom: we're going 3am mass its part of our penance
son: i didnt fucking kill jesus
12. and 13. and 14
@jonnysun *jesus comes out of cave*
— Xythar (@Xythar) April 15, 2017
jesus: IT'S BEEN
@Xythar @jonnysun Jesus: 3 days since you looked at me.
— Scotti Simpson (@ScottiSimpson) April 15, 2017
15.
Satan when Jesus rose from the dead: pic.twitter.com/qTlCUoOrSv
— Hannah (@vivacioushannah) April 16, 2017
16.
religious leaders: we did it. we killed jesus. it's over. it's cancelled.
— judgmental gay(@jdgmntlgay) April 16, 2017
jesus: pic.twitter.com/nIJZc3jp7M
17.
My parents: aren't you getting a bit old for an Easter egg hunt?
— RACHEL (@rachelroseeeee) April 15, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/61mZsMihp5
18.
When Jesus rose on the 3rd day pic.twitter.com/le95QtETBk
— Tony. (@SoLyrical) April 15, 2017
19.
When the Romans saw Jesus tomb was empty pic.twitter.com/rPOPsw8Y38
— LightskinNextDoor(@IAmDG21_) April 16, 2017
20.
Happy easterpic.twitter.com/e59tT32tdh
— Charlie Hassell (@Chassell96) April 16, 2017