1.
wouldn't it be cool if silicon valley tried to disrupt things that are actually broken, like men
— Alana Hope Levinson (@alanalevinson) September 13, 2017
2.
How can I be a misogynist if I live in my MOM's basement
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 12, 2017
3.
If you don't have a husband you can't get murdered by him = life advice from Forensic Files
— Lilit Marcus (@lilitmarcus) September 13, 2017
4.
What else would you ever talk about pic.twitter.com/YcnxqDZy6a
— Mikki Halpin (@mikkipedia) September 13, 2017
5.
Best part of Cast Away has to be when Tom Hanks spends hours on cave paintings of his true love The Grinch Who Stole Christmas pic.twitter.com/9Te0MtDfpK
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) September 15, 2017
6.
dating someone based only on looks is so shallow. consider other things like can they unironically listen to the jonas brothers?
— coven. (@deadpistols) September 15, 2017
7.
when someone asks if you're trying a new eyeshadow but it's really just redness breakout from your debilitating skin condition pic.twitter.com/XZoFEXCO6V
— Emma Tyler (@EmmaStoneTyler) September 11, 2017
8.
reading my horoscope pic.twitter.com/dPLBOHh9V0
— rachel s tashjian (@theprophetpizza) September 15, 2017
9.
today in Men On The Internet: pic.twitter.com/eZXQAZo6dR
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) September 14, 2017
10.
"Why do you have to make this political?!"
— Kate Leth SPX W33 (@kateleth) September 11, 2017
*gestures around vaguely, wearily*
11.
IssaRae
12.
Sorry, the old Scully can't come to the phone right now… #tbt pic.twitter.com/j9dMXFhgU5
— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) September 14, 2017
13.
Before u leave the house, think of the acronym 'WOWEE'
— Deirdre (@figgled) September 14, 2017
Wallet
phOne
Wkeys
Egg
Egg (backup)
14.
@JessicaKRoy
15.
Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's "true friendship" but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's "ma'am"
— Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) September 14, 2017
16.
"SO BACK IN THE DAY, MY FRIEND HAD THIS YACHT AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIIIIIIIIEVE THE THINGS I SAW GO DOWN…" pic.twitter.com/FwDlu2B53P
— Maggie Serota (@maggieserota) September 15, 2017
17.
time out new york "Undateables" should just be called "Single Women In NYC Are Literally Perfect, Single Men In NYC Are…Technically Alive" pic.twitter.com/8LhjjMu0nv
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 14, 2017
18.
Wow ran into all my exes at once: pic.twitter.com/Wyit0xupDk
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) September 15, 2017