1.
How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.
— Amber Joy (@officialambrjoy) September 18, 2017
2.
every 5 days american twitter is in panic because the government is voting on whether to release ebola virus into their water or something
— julia (@frozenblueber) September 18, 2017
3.
Just realized Gotham has no plan for signalling Batman if there's a daytime emergency.
— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) September 19, 2017
4.
babyboomer: IT is terrifying, Pennywise haunts my dreams
— Herr DumpiDump (@ragsoflove) September 16, 2017
millennial: yas god send me down in that sewer 2 my misery. I wanna bang the clown
5.
All apps are dating apps if you're online enough
— mary boo anderson (@whoismaryboo) September 19, 2017
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in this horrible time, let us at least be bolstered by small miracles like finding out your ex moved to a different city
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 22, 2017
7.
If you call your significant other your "partner in crime" I will have u arrested
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 20, 2017
8.
Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.
— JenAshleyWright (@JenAshleyWright) September 21, 2017
9.
Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall
— Peyton (@peyton_darnelll) September 19, 2017
10.
me on a bad day pic.twitter.com/CxTJcFuuMa
— jess (@jesswithsleeves) September 20, 2017
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i can't believe i ever hated working one block off of Times Square, you can smell ANYTHING here
— Kaitlyn Tiffany (@kait_tiffany) September 20, 2017
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IT and ronald mcdonald are an item and that's why mcdonalds slogan is "I'm lovin' IT" because they're clowns in love
— andrea (@andrea_h1ckey) September 19, 2017
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i pray for death pic.twitter.com/PZ7ljUdGFW
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) September 20, 2017
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@depchemoth
15.
Weird I thought she was just "walking" pic.twitter.com/I2R6Mc7KNG
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) September 19, 2017
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@hansmollman
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just guessing but i think this box is a pisces pic.twitter.com/qClKTWFWD8
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) September 19, 2017