1. More than anything, remember this: YOU have never gone out for dinner dressed like a plate. This guy has
Imagine coming to wetherspoons dressed as one of the plates… pic.twitter.com/XzCw4EYSLz
— Callum (@CallumWright96) September 15, 2016
2. Always be glad that that your check-ups have never gone this badly
MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
3. And that you’ve never replied “LOL” to a dead grandpa text
i was so high that i thought gpa meant grade point average and then i realized she meant her grandpa who is dead pic.twitter.com/Uyw1P9KK3Z
—(@anuscosgrove) February 21, 2016
4. Trying to do a good deed for you little sister only for it to go this wrong
I accidentally sent this to my little sisters first grade teacher but I meant sick omg pic.twitter.com/bZVWdSYnaY
— ac (@arubaach) September 23, 2016
5. Imagine being the girl who said this, with salad on her head
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said "I have a boyfriend" ok lettuce head
— B (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
6. Or the girl whose dog was ruined
My mom just RUINED my dog and she literally said "he wanted to keep it long on the top" I am devastated pic.twitter.com/pjYuGYNhUm
— Lindsay Martin (@lindsaymartin15) November 19, 2016
7. Imagine thinking you could move on with your life, turning on the TV, and finding this
i blocked my ex on everything but she some how managed to message me through direct tv pic.twitter.com/xpPZPSCgLB
— Charles (@CabBish_) July 14, 2016
8. Be glad your romantic gestures are more successful than this dad’s
dad bought my mum asparagus for valentines day thinkin they were daffodils nope I am done pic.twitter.com/WUegB97GeV
— megan (@_meganwhite_) February 14, 2015
9. Things may be bad for you, but at least they’re not “screengrab a text from your boss, and accidentally sent it back to him while calling him a cunt” bad
oh no wtf have i done pic.twitter.com/lAbfVLn4MJ
— â“€ (@kylestaceyx) September 30, 2016
10. Luckily, you have enough composure not to let things like this happen
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn't know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA
— Shawn (@online_shawn) July 27, 2013
11. And you’ve never been made to mime playing a recorder
so my brother lost his recorder and the teacher still made him perform… pic.twitter.com/xtm5ni9ydN
— Aashna Belenje (@ABelenje) June 2, 2017
12. If you’d received this text you’d never have been the same again
I CANT BELIEVE THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME IM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/TiDD8NoFi8
— Stephne Tate (@quailtea) May 26, 2017
13. You’ve never discussed erb derbs with your friends
oh my god pic.twitter.com/b9ebKGx5ZL
— Erb Derb (@OhEmmeG) June 4, 2017
14. Or been violated by a Pikachu
THE PIKACHU REACHED OUT TO PET MY HEAD?????? IM NO SURE WHY BUT I ACCEPTED IT pic.twitter.com/r8vM9420z6
— Muscle Friend@AX (@destroyfrog) May 29, 2017
15. Thank god this happened to Diego, and not you
"How's your day going?" pic.twitter.com/ksZ9LwKDNt
— Diego (@TheDiegoFranco) May 8, 2017
16. And that it wasn’t you who woke up in this position
I'm pretty sure they don't even know each other #FinalsWeek pic.twitter.com/CW02z2ndBc
— StrandMan (@rogerstrand97) May 8, 2017
17. Imagine accusing your SO of cheating, only to realise it’s their little sister
I h8 myself pic.twitter.com/R664nQAT0z
— Jen (@svo_jen) May 25, 2017
18. Or dealing with confusing emotions in such a manner as this
when i was 7 i had a crush on a girl in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my school"
— Lindsey (@Lindzeta) January 15, 2013
19. Thankfully, you’ve never been approached by an old woman proclaiming you have the same look
A stranger came up and told us we had the same hair… then proceeded to ask to snap a pic then sent it to me pic.twitter.com/vnVJBxHqZ2
— DRU (@DruFoz) May 20, 2017
20. Aren’t you relieved you’ve never received this text from your mother?
she means break a leg.. pic.twitter.com/0bpyJTd1uW
— Lourdes (@gossipgriII) May 8, 2017
21. Or that putting the bins out has never gone down like this
my flatmate has just peaked pic.twitter.com/ZInx8T0u1R
— emily holt (@em__holt) May 7, 2017
22. Let’s hope your grandma has never tried, and very much failed, to help you sort out your ripped jeans
My cousin took her washing up to my grans for her to do & she went back to pick it up & my gran had sewed her ripped jeans up I am crying
— Steph (@stephanieclarkx) October 21, 2016
23. No matter how bad life has got, take solace in the fact that you’ve never asked a band called “Puppy Problems” for help with your dog
Truly incredible development pic.twitter.com/Dl7ZptUHjA
— puppy problems (@puppypproblems) January 13, 2017
24. You’ve never had tens of thousands of people read about the time you brought a girl back, had sex with her, and woke up your whole family
When your brother wakes the whole house up shagging some lass and your moms messaging you from the room next door pic.twitter.com/kR9O93AEbZ
— Casey (@Casey_Jadee) November 12, 2016
25. …been trapped in the girls toilet thanks to being so high…
BRUH IM HIGH AF AT WALMART AND FUCKED AROUND AND WENT IN THE WOMENS RESTROOM IVE BEEN TRYNA LEAVE FOR 10 MINS BUT THEY KEEP COMIMG!!!! pic.twitter.com/LO0XkHePJA
— Dev Almxghty (@devALMXGHTY) January 10, 2017
26. …or been shown on your school’s official website writing with a fucking cheese string
as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string pic.twitter.com/t8KPc73pDj
— garin (@garinstone21) January 5, 2017
27. You’ve never thought your mum gave you a dildo for Christmas
MY MOM HANDED ME A GIFT SO I OPENED IT AND SCREAMED REALLY LOUD BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE GOT ME A DILDO BUT ITS REALLY JUST A YETI CUP HOLDER pic.twitter.com/bLJnTxDf1B
— shoobert doobert (@robertsshelby57) December 25, 2016
28. And we really hope you’ve never had a near death experience with a DJ-ing Uber driver
Everyone: 2016 could not possibly get worse
— Alex Naidus (@hotdoorknobs) December 17, 2016
Me: *dies in a car crash while my Uber driver is literally DJing* pic.twitter.com/bapZrGhLzP