1.
When your mum sends you to the chippy to get some chips and doesn't ask for her change back pic.twitter.com/rsQpT1QOlJ
— ᴊᴀᴍᴇs (@ffsJames_) August 28, 2017
2.
I accidentally sat on a packet of cheddars today and heard my 4 year old niece say "oh no, my cheds" faintly from across the room
— hats (@Hattiethepirate) September 8, 2017
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When you order a muffin but are accidentally given an a-level art project about the fall of man instead pic.twitter.com/4N4jZljxeI
— Michael Chapman (@mjc_photography) September 9, 2017
4.
Got bigger bags under my eyes than a year 7 with cooking and PE in the same day.
— T . C L Λ R K E (@TyClarke__) September 7, 2017
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So very, very tempted to go in and ask… pic.twitter.com/SxacML9as1
— Andrea Mann(@AndreaMann) September 5, 2017
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English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread
— charlie (@cutequeer96) September 9, 2017
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A rare outbreak of honesty on Twitter … pic.twitter.com/d7yFKNZlyn
— Murray Foote (@murrayf00te) September 3, 2017
8.
"Media studies is pointless, just watching TV innit?"
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) September 8, 2017
*Entire generation gets tricked by not being able to judge real from fake news*
10.
When ur a goth but the suns oot x pic.twitter.com/pnK35QSSWI
— Courtney Ferrie (@FerrieCourtneyy) August 15, 2017
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Whoever made these figures at @hevercastle (Anne Boleyn's childhood home) was MILES ahead of the internet pic.twitter.com/j1hyyowp4a
— Jack Shannon (@jackbshannon) September 2, 2017
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The leaked line-up for Reading and Leeds next year is unreal. pic.twitter.com/q2gPtby7W3
— LFM (@LFMmag) September 4, 2017
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The BBC's new regional channel, broadcasting literally anything pic.twitter.com/Wj3RkhtmIh
— Ben Norris (@BenNorris7) August 25, 2017
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When you're friends with kids from the year above pic.twitter.com/J6BEBn39LE
— Sam Francis (@DavidSamFrancis) September 6, 2017
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what's up with this dramatic movie poster font choice. how many did he kill on his first day pic.twitter.com/yrni6PsdMg
— Lex Croucher (@lexcanroar) September 7, 2017
16.
Lady on #nakedattraction just rejected contestant because he 'didnt look confident'. He literally had his cock out on national television.
— alistair green (@GreenAlistair) September 8, 2017
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Thank goodness for the BBC. I don't pay my TV licence to see filth like "mother" on the telly. pic.twitter.com/c7ETzjqxWO
— V. (@_vixx) September 5, 2017
18.
This hangover is not ok. Just cried cuz my chicken nugget was shaped like Italy and my ex is part Italian.
— Elle (@elle__olivia) September 3, 2017
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@jessiecath
20.
Well that got unexpectedly bleak pic.twitter.com/hO9WOmqHV3
— Neil Miles (@neilsmiles) September 6, 2017
21.
If you iron Gordon Ramsay you end up with Keir Starmer. pic.twitter.com/wm3IjR5l5y
— Hippolyta Loudbasket (@Loudbasket) August 27, 2017
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— daytime snaps (@daytimesnaps) September 11, 2017
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They saw an opportunity and they ran with it pic.twitter.com/8NXlN9Wu14
— Kate Wiles (@katemond) August 21, 2017
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I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now…why? oh, 'cause he's dead pic.twitter.com/QOSkbFNv19
— Abby Tomlinson (@twcuddleston) August 29, 2017
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@afashionoddity
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@RockcliffeFiles