#1
Last week Boris was telling me to go Spoons now hes threatening me with the army
— Conor (@conorbrn) September 22, 2020
#2
Give track and trace to the 18yr old girls who can take the words ‘Chris’ and ‘All Bar One Norwich’ and come back 30seconds later with an NI number and how much their VW golf sold for on autotrader in 2012
— Jo Wiggins (@JoWiggins) September 21, 2020
#3
8pm. Fade in on Boris Johnson. He stares at the camera without speaking. The nation holds its breath. Suddenly, a knife is plunged into his back. The attacker? Noel Fielding. He licks jam from the knife. The PM was a cake all along. 'Welcome to the fu*king Bake Off' Noel screams.
— Ross Sayers (@Sayers33) September 22, 2020
#4
Just had to knock back my first person cause he didn’t want his temperature took, he said they can do anything to you if you get scanned. I’m a barman mate not the fu*king men in black
— Anthony Selsby (@Selsation) September 19, 2020
#5
Meanwhile at @sainsburys pic.twitter.com/k8MXzzSdJP
— Sabji Hunter (@SabjiHunter) September 20, 2020
#6
Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres
— Helen Ingram (@drhingram) September 18, 2020
#7
Donny Van de Beek being interviewed by one of the Borrowers pic.twitter.com/wgmInez6yu
— James Stewart (@thelonelyrobot) September 19, 2020
#8
Yorkshire Kylie Jenner… pic.twitter.com/7eRDqmOrZ5
— Steff Todd (@SteffTodd) September 15, 2020
#9
Hi doll can I book in for an asthma attack on Tuesday at 3 if you’ve got any availability? Xx https://t.co/KuULIH9QVD
— Eleanor (@eleanorsilk_x) September 17, 2020
#10
— ruby X (@rs1600xx) September 22, 2020
#11
I’m not racist but https://t.co/mQDHVoWn7d
— Y (@YSAB87) September 17, 2020
#12
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, pic.twitter.com/I0v1zhcVuV
— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) September 21, 2020
#13
no officer, this isn't an illegal rave, we've just got a DJ for our fox hunt
— reece (@rreeces) September 15, 2020
#14
Clutching my £170 train ticket, marching towards a packed train, about to visit my family for first time in months, I see a ‘tag’ on the side of it:
— Liam Williams (@funnylad5) September 16, 2020
‘Well, I’m not getting on that!’ https://t.co/4z3eJLm4M8
#15
“We join Alan Johnson down the line from hell … I mean HULL.” pic.twitter.com/JLNhDpic6L
— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) September 22, 2020
#16
I say ‘no worries’ far too much for someone who is approx. 94% worry
— Hugh Morris (@hwfmorris) September 17, 2020
#17
Coronavirus trying to enter a pub at 10:01PM pic.twitter.com/MUTuymG71j
— Jo Frost’s Naughty Step (@supernannyreact) September 22, 2020
#18
Can’t stop thinking about this absolutely criminal behavior in Whitburn Lidl pic.twitter.com/m0STQO4itk
— glen (@glenford87) September 23, 2020
#19
This photo makes it look like he has just been cast as the latest villain in EastEnders pic.twitter.com/ONQAPtQb5W
— Malcolm Struthers (@M_Struthers) September 19, 2020
#20
My my pasta, how the tables have turned pic.twitter.com/kiKtjZwTVM
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) September 23, 2020
#21
i thought… i'd never see her again. but here she is pic.twitter.com/Q8hzNPAN19
— ireland isn’t in britain (@griffski) September 23, 2020
#22
sometimes i do wake up and i do pretend im molly mae pic.twitter.com/wjpJiNSfdu
— chi (@chiwithaC) September 14, 2020
#23
thrilled to be voicing the audiobook for jk rowling’s crossdresser crime novel! here’s a lil sneak peek :) pic.twitter.com/6ZGPxcM6nx
— nathan foad (@nathan_foad) September 20, 2020
#24
Me and the squad waiting for Molly Mae to announce the winner of the giveaway pic.twitter.com/iMMvpIij7S
— wap rem x (@jackremmington) September 21, 2020
#25
did rupi kaur write this https://t.co/cWi5FcD21C
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 22, 2020
#26
Skepta explains THAT Priti Patel tweet with a remix…‘That’s Priti’ pic.twitter.com/FehEw4CCCh
— Munya Chawawa (@munyachawawa) September 20, 2020
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