1.
I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
— 50cent (@50cent) August 26, 2010
2.
getting ready… pic.twitter.com/MyNwveeKoj
— Adele (@Adele) January 6, 2016
3.
.@colesprouse I don't remember actually. I was too busy carrying the show on my back
— Dylan Sprouse (@dylansprouse) March 10, 2017
4.
Love means never having to say "hey, are we dating?"
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) May 22, 2015
5.
I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) September 6, 2012
6.
just a Camila Mendes standing in front of the Twitterverse asking it to stop thinking she's a fan account for Camila Cabello & Shawn Mendes
— Camila Mendes (@CamilaMendes) March 1, 2017
7.
How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol pic.twitter.com/KiNPwBkF
— SHAQ (@SHAQ) September 3, 2012
8.
I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
— Harry Styles. (@Harry_Styles) February 1, 2016
9.
ok boys, what's your ball size?
— NICKI MINAJ (@NICKIMINAJ) April 28, 2013
10.
Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 26, 2015
11.
Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered "inappropriate"
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) January 14, 2013
12.
#seriouslypopular @DailyMail @MailOnline do you know this guy?? He says he is well known pic.twitter.com/9jGJSxz2oV
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) June 22, 2016
13.
Who wants a piece? Of cake that is.. pic.twitter.com/8axLrSzClV
— Danny Trejo (@officialDannyT) May 16, 2015
14.
Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. pic.twitter.com/7vulMXqOdp
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) August 26, 2017
15.
i am still alive
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) December 3, 2007
16.
Why's it called a snickerdoodle? And who's the person who came up with that name? I bet he was a real asshole.
— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) October 10, 2014
17.
@Sarah_Hyland
18.
YO @BARACKOBAMA COME OVERRRRRR
— Aubrey Plaza (@evilhag) April 9, 2010
19.
A #Riverdale origin story pic.twitter.com/D1gAi5QzqW
— Cole M. Sprouse (@colesprouse) February 24, 2017
20.
Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) December 4, 2009
21.
@AnnaKendrick47
22.
Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. pic.twitter.com/kVoi8VGEoK
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 31, 2017
23.
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
24.
Airplane toilets are aggressive. It wasn't until I got back to my seat that I noticed my pants and testicles were missing.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) February 23, 2017
25.
well i am going to bed because snoop noticed a tweet of mine where i only used one g in dogg and i'm mortified
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) November 8, 2014
26.
When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) August 29, 2015
27.
@HillaryClinton
28.
I refuse to speak Starbucks until I've actually learned Italian. #goodmorningilltakealarge
— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) October 16, 2013
29.
kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) August 29, 2010
30.
@zaralarsson
31.
The humiliations never stop. pic.twitter.com/zF6WEU3dvp
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) January 19, 2017
32.
Me too! pic.twitter.com/4ERcCd8NSn
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 1, 2017
33.
@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
— Cher (@cher) December 3, 2012
34.
Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to? pic.twitter.com/mqh1YVrycj
— President Obama (@POTUS44) August 11, 2016
35.
chrissyteigen