1.
"Tell your kids to stop kicking my seat.." pic.twitter.com/H1iNyn3BoZ
— Chris Parkes (@rocknrollparksy) March 25, 2017
2.
did… did a rottweiler write this pic.twitter.com/cmK7icX2J7
— Lousy Smollch (@ilikemints) September 14, 2015
3.
FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) July 24, 2013
4.
DOG 911: what's ur emergency
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 12, 2016
DOG: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH
DOG 911: u try barking at it?
DOG: IT DIDN'T WORK
DOG 911: OMG
DOG: OMG
5.
ACTUAL VICIOUS PITBULL ATTACK pic.twitter.com/G6ytR3WvKX
— jabroni (@girlbitesback) March 15, 2017
6.
This is the best thing I've seen all day pic.twitter.com/9KvKrbh6qD
— Amy Pound (@__amypound) March 25, 2017
7.
i enjoying mysekf by the lake, but then i remembered instances of regret in my life, and pain i have caused others pic.twitter.com/KASFAIIQWc
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) April 8, 2015
8.
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.. pic.twitter.com/Lm5rfdIWeL
— pae(@paetonmathes) April 11, 2017
9.
I came to get down
— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) August 27, 2014
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound pic.twitter.com/uavPaDsvNe
10.
We have to stop saying Brexit, because Stan thinks we are saying biscuits. pic.twitter.com/CsTY2GGWWr
— Katrina Burroughs (@Kat_Burroughs) June 27, 2016
11.
My brothers Gf got a new dog n Beans is in the back salty as fuck LMAO pic.twitter.com/9myoYVSWmc
— Julie240 (@Juliie240) March 9, 2017
12.
The was the highlight of my week pic.twitter.com/GFITBuYctt
— Gabriela (@Gabwiiela) April 1, 2017
13.
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
14.
doggo went under for surgery and now he is DRUGGO pic.twitter.com/ZTJpqapbGq
— hot librarian (@smack__that) March 27, 2017
15.
This is Ralph he is a dog that lives near school and waits for me everyday after school to say hi to him before I have to leave pic.twitter.com/9gJyYLk6IB
— elisa (@babygirIe) February 22, 2017
16.
when you have to teach yourself a subject because your teacher is useless pic.twitter.com/nVYivUHMLV
— ㅤㅤ (@TrinSoledad) January 17, 2017
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excuse me but are you aware of Lennu, the Finnish president's dog pic.twitter.com/sBVSOiExw6
— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) February 22, 2017
18.
Playing to a sold out crowd tonight in Dallas pic.twitter.com/cHNpu92C6R
— Andrew Darne (@xdarnex) March 26, 2017
19.
Ground control to Major Pom pic.twitter.com/IchFSpN0Pu
— Liam Robertson (@Doctor_Cupcakes) March 1, 2017
20.
There's a dog in my neighborhood who just sits on his balcony and judges people and he is my absolute favorite pic.twitter.com/nQkgz33ZG3
— dana bill (@danacbell) March 26, 2017
21.
THEY LOOK LIKE A LITTLE BOYBAND pic.twitter.com/k8mQ8PFYg9
— Steak'N'Shook @BLFC (@syrianbryn) December 26, 2016
22.
I threw Doug a party and none of the other owners showed up with their dogs. pic.twitter.com/awedS1kLWp
— أسود (@viewsfromnas) March 25, 2017
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I like this picture of the queen's corgis because it looks like this is only the beginning and there's in fact a planeload of corgis. pic.twitter.com/iLWZ1Rnmd4
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) January 19, 2017
24.
She want to leave his ass but he a good father pic.twitter.com/nrTBeP4p0S
— De'Wayñe (@julyyearround) March 20, 2017
25.
When ur human says "who's a good boy" and u already know it's u pic.twitter.com/Iv9mFqAnyB
— meg (@megalot_) October 23, 2016
26.
Where can I get this bath bomb? pic.twitter.com/XhsO1k7D5N
— Best Of Animals (@BestofAnimalls) February 23, 2017
27.
what kind of dogs are these, they make me nervous like if i talk to them they'll speak back but only in riddles pic.twitter.com/chIjITZ571
— kayla trojak (@kaylatrojak) March 9, 2016
28.
Would still pet pic.twitter.com/74L3efb87q
— Matson Hunter (@MatsonHunter) September 13, 2016
29.
Maybe he’s born with it
— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 10, 2017
Maybe it’s maple leaves pic.twitter.com/j59pnQvSLe