#1
If you’re dating an English major, you’re single to me. Like what’s Julian going to do, tell me the pen is mightier than the sword lmao
ItsLumberzack / Via twitter.com

#2
Ate out an english major once, call that cunnilinguistics
AlwaysAButt / Via twitter.com

#3

communistbabe / Via twitter.com

#4
Oh you’re an English major? Name every word.
ayyy_vuh / Via twitter.com

#5
PHILOSOPHY MAJOR: humanity is at risk
STEM MAJOR: because global warming is affecting sea levels
ENGLISH MAJOR: is it affecting or effecting
KalvinMacleod / Via twitter.com

#6
me: im an english major
everyone: what the heck are u gonna do with that? teach?
lyft drivers: omg are you gonna write a novel?? i can’t wait to read it ur gonna be amazing!
bootycoffin / Via twitter.com

#7
Me: *is an English major*
Also me: English is the colonizer’s language and it has trivial rules
Sheylah_AM / Via twitter.com

#8
Spotify: Betty Who
English major: Betty Whom
Gay Twitter: Betty Whomst
DiscreetLatino / Via twitter.com

#9
English majors be like oi bruv would u fancy a crumpet
heelyfanaccount / Via twitter.com

#10
English majors be like man I gotta make a Spotify playlist named after a quote from a nineteenth century poet whose body of work is riddled with homoerotic subtext by Monday
AickinBones / Via twitter.com

#11
English majors be like thou hast an analogy due Friday, my liege
isbellarosa / Via twitter.com

#12
English majors be like furthermore
ItsLumberzack / Via twitter.com

#13
English majors only want one thing and it’s discussing
internetcassie / Via twitter.com

#14
Queer Eye but it’s five English majors trying to convince a small-town city council that young people actually love books and they should fund a new library.
SketchesbyBoze / Via twitter.com

#15

JeremyTheTea / Via twitter.com

#16
English majors be handing their papers to professors like “am i worthwhile as a person check yes or no”.
copcar97 / Via twitter.com

#17

communistbabe / Via twitter.com

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