#1 The emoji absolutely does not mean what they think it does.

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#2 No really, someone should tell them.

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#3 The best part is this wasn’t even an accident.

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#4 To be fair, the balloons DO get your attention.

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#5 It’s such a versatile background.

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#6 Oh no, they’ve corrupted the emoji…

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#7 This isn’t WebMD.

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#8 Bye? So soon?!

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#9 Dammit, Patty!

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#10 I’m…just…not sure this is the place.

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#11 TRULY, WHAT IS IT WITH ALL THE FIRE STATUSES?!

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#12 She deserved better.

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#13 Donna here is sending very mixed messages.

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#14 Safety first!

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#15 This corker

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#16 This is a lot to take in.

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#17 Thank you for the update, Jeff.

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#18 Idk

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#19 Again with the balloons?!

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#20 Really??

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#21 This emoji.

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