21. how did i meet your father? he shouted “OI, YOU NOT GONNA SAY HELLO BACK TO ME, ARE YOU DEAF OR RUDE” as i walked past him and i just knew @moren1ke

22. If Thor is a woman, what’s next? Woman doctors? Woman lawyers? Woman mothers? When will it end? @OhNoSheTwitnt

23. every single party where women listen interestedly to men is an extended piece of performance art, and men have NO IDEA @mallelis

24.
women: stop calling us slu-
meninists : WESTERN WOMEN AREN’T OPPRESSED
w: cool just don’t cat-
m: WAGE GAP ISN’T REAL
w: ok but-
m: FAT @ohnoNOTFEMINISM

25. Your bold declarative statements of what “real” women do and say are a huge help to us velveteen women. So, thanks. @FeralCrone

26. This computer’s mouse is so sensitive it’s like, what are you, a white straight guy being asked to admit that the system benefits you? @SelenaCoppock

27. If u feel the need to preemptively inform a feminist that u won’t fuck her you’ve already spent 10x more time thinking about it than she has @IjeomaOluo

28. Walked by a guy outside a 7/11 and he said “how much” and I was outraged til I realized I’m 37 and he was talking into an earpiece. @behindyourback

29.
[girl walks past guy without looking at him]
Guy [tweeting]: Females expect us to be 6’3+, make 90K a year, own a BMW and have tattoos smh @ohnoNOTFEMINISM

30.
“You’re a male chauvinist”
“Oink oink baby”
Dialogue from Saved by the Bell, also the upcoming presidential debates, I predict. @SelenaCoppock

31.
Men: I’m won’t date feminists
Feminists: k
Men: ever
F: it’s almost like I subscribe to whole movement that makes it safe for me to not care @1followernodad

32. Don’t hate the player, hate the social construct of performative masculinity, which encourages weak men to conform to a sexist narrative th @msgwenl

33. BRB, teaching a flock of parrots to say “what if that character was a woman?” And then releasing them in Hollywood @vornietom

34. Did you know that by today’s standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead? @lynnbixenspan

35. when he says something misogynistic @Yael__Rose

36. Don’t understand how women are given shit for doing sex work when there are men out there openly working as members of U2 @DALIAMALEK

37. The work of feminism will not be completed until we are all given free black hair elastics to wear on our right wrists “just in case.” @Nicole_Cliffe

38.
men: smh feminists are triggered by everything
ghostbusters 2016: exists
men: @danwiilds

39. have you noticed it’s only ugly boys who hate feminism @ohnoNOTFEMINISM

40.
[First Date]
HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist?
ME: Oh I’m not feminist at all!
HER:
ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women. @panmidwest

41. When is the right time to “come forward” with something that women have been trained to simply endure as part of the female experience? @SelenaCoppock

42.
meninists: stop being so offended by everything
girl: men should cook and clean too
meninists: @ohnoNOTFEMINISM

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