1. On turn offs
“men dont like that. its such a turn off”
good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise
neutralsilkmotel
2. And trends
my response to “trends men hate”
221cbakerstreet
3. On female connections
the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible
bechdels
4. On strategy
instead of paying women the same as men, pay men the same as women and see how angry they get
angryschnauzer
5. And genius plans
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
“Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
hairystiles
6. On being heard
im going to scream about the importance of feminism to the world until my voice becomes hoarse enough to be mistaken for a mans and people actually start to listen to me
paintnoodle
7. And listening
why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk
I need a frame of reference here ghostguest
go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
julian2006
8. On heroes
Dear God in heaven candiikismet
And then there are heroes onlyblackgirl
onlyblackgirl
9.
EVERY time you try to talk about patriarchy
voltairine-kropotkin
10. On perfect comebacks
Dude:hey now, don’t be a misandrist, men have value too
Me:Not All Men
hilarioustextposts
11. On makeup
“Makeup is false advertising!”
Oh that’s funny.
Because I’m not a product.
And I’m not trying to sell myself to you.
aviolafyre
you can hear the mic drop fresh-princess-of-gallifrey
All of this
crown-queen-bambee
12. On consent
The importance of consent: a narrative.
annetdonahue
13. On beautiful logic
found in a men’s washroom at Western University in London, Ontario
EDIT: this sticker was made by tumblr-user gaaaaaaahghjgakjgjghj
14.
“i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men”
best-text-posts
15. And this statement
“Feminism? no thanks, i prefer gender equality”
Water? no thanks, i prefer H2O
kalifornias-fashion
16. On facts
recent studies reveal that 100% of abortions are performed on women who do not wish to be pregnant and 0% of abortions are performed on conservative republican men
erinsimo
17. On alternative names
Idk I think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something
funnytext-posts
18. On teen pregnancy
“All these young girls getting themselves pregnant”
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
thefatgirlblog
19. On jokes
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber” rnints
GO CHOP SOME LUMBER secretgaygent
“what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car” jordanleeemerson
#THE GRILL ISN’T GONNA LIGHT ITSELF prewetts
“Don’t you have something to fix somewhere.”
thecorinediaries alfrediall
20. On hobbies
sighhhh feminism isn’t about hating all men and wanting to destroy them that’s just my own personal hobby
legallyblained
21. On masculinity
juST A REMINDER THAT MEN ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT BEING EMASCULATED THAT THEY NEED THEIR OWN BRAND OF LEGGINGS SPECIFICALLY MADE FOR MEN IN ORDER FOR THEM TO FEEL OKAY AND IF THAT’S NOT SAD I DONT KNOW WHAT IS. slothspells
nothing sounds more masculine than meggings
alcomol
22. And how fragile it is
WOMEN’S SHAMPOOS BE LIKE: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
MEN’S SHAMPOOS BE LIKE: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
funnytext-posts
23. On housework
1. You fucking live here
2. You fucking live here
3. You fucking live here
4. You fucking live here
5. You fucking live here
liamdryden
24. And the kitchen
women belong in the kitchen. men belong in the kitchen. everyone belongs in the kitchen. kitchen has food
homo-u-didnt
25. On “female privilege”
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex. kylesbogusjourney
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
omgoswin
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
chraystmaseve toptextposts
26. On male feminists
a male feminist walks into a bar
because it was set so low
ofwhichiamtheworst
27. On catcalling
I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.
I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?” nightvails
#no this is good let’s do this youcantcancelquidditch
Guy: “Ay yo baby, nice tits!”
Girl:
i-still-love-the-way-you-hurt-me konfuse
28.
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. veganasfuck
this is the best joke ever zombikki
haha…fuck you – sincerely every friendzoned guy ever dirtrider333
You wish – sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you. amoracomplex
*mic-drop*
kaylainthetardis ugly-bread