#1 When Taylor here was on ‘shrooms:

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#2 This great observation:

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#3 This honest mistake:

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#4 This Grindr follow-up:

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#5 Noah fence:

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#6 This attention-grabbing — albeit concerning — DM:

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#7 This swing and a miss:

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#8 When this match was glad the blonde was just a phase:

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#9 This ~stealthy~ slide:

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#10 This smooth move by the grass cutter:

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#11 This bit that just…was not received in the slightest:

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#12 “Show me how those t*ts f*rt”:

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#13 This foolproof opener:

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#14 And lastly, this promise that we’re all holding out for:

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