1.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about pic.twitter.com/IPfSEFYKip
— Jayy (@Jerxme_Tee) December 21, 2016
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as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string pic.twitter.com/t8KPc73pDj
— garin (@garinstone21) January 5, 2017
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The North/South divide is illustrated best by Waitrose pic.twitter.com/mFkeqa6SW1
— Con (@__Conn) November 13, 2016
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my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX
— jess (@enterjeshikari) July 26, 2016
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What a wanker I'd lob a nugget at him pic.twitter.com/bQggnu3y4D
— Kayleigh (@_kayleighevans) September 17, 2016
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My parents have brought over wine in a plastic box because Mum is "increasingly wary of glass". pic.twitter.com/QSf2zeq94X
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 25, 2016
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I'm literally having KFC why my mum arranged it like she Gordon Ramsay pic.twitter.com/7MC49bPVgX
— sophie (@sophxthompson) January 3, 2016
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often think about this moment from my parents wedding video where the cameraman just zoomed in on a plate of ham pic.twitter.com/ariepazNFN
— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) January 25, 2016
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Ma maw knows a hate shreddies, n she's been hidin the scran in here for fkn ages wit a snake pic.twitter.com/r8ZLRDnOkp
— . (@Ryan_McCran) August 10, 2016
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Pigs in blankets are basically that mate in the group that never turns up to anything but when they do its the best time
— Noah (@noah_suavey666) December 24, 2016
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what fat gimp in ma fuckin family did this pic.twitter.com/HNaDwkDpmw
— primal scheme (@pcon666) December 16, 2016
12.
Alright stop, refrigerate and listen pic.twitter.com/MKsZGp1mpN
— Jody Porter (@jodyporter_) November 24, 2016
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Who needs 10,000 characters when Twitter produces this gold in 140? pic.twitter.com/Kw3c5ILlKF
— Sean Spooner (@spoonersean) January 6, 2016
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Am fucking embarrassed to call this thing my pal pic.twitter.com/wSntlpZvPY
— kristen (@kristenmcewanx) October 23, 2016
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They've made all the Roses the same shape. And I'm colourblind. Worst year ever. pic.twitter.com/af6FyvHduH
— Ray Foley (@rayfoleyshow) November 21, 2016
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I've just had a great idea for a children's book. pic.twitter.com/N2AmIwQVby
— Chris Goode (@beescope) December 8, 2015
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How can my mum go to nandos & fill up a whole water bottle of hot sauce pic.twitter.com/6v56bPvSBa
— Alphafemale (@bintambye) May 25, 2016
18.
Some people drunk text their ex: pic.twitter.com/cMIWYktZxc
— Holly Dawson (@holly_dawsonn) October 25, 2016
19.
The new Toblerone makes for a nice device stand pic.twitter.com/T1okTEo9fP
— Nyarth (@nyarth) November 10, 2016
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FaceTiming my oven so I can see when my garlic bread is done. pic.twitter.com/r3d3znrMJ3
— georgeCVO (@GeorgeTweetings) August 29, 2016
21.
Peak Waitrose: tasting notes for Special Brew pic.twitter.com/t1QDIZvDPa
— Martin O'Leary (@mewo2) May 7, 2016
22.
Why are there biscuits in the sewing kit tin? pic.twitter.com/Mx7RozoMbF
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) October 23, 2016
23.
When yer Granda's dressed lit a creme egg pic.twitter.com/q6vFMHAW6R
— Scottish Tweets (@Scottish_Tweets) March 29, 2016
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Imagine coming to wetherspoons dressed as one of the plates… pic.twitter.com/XzCw4EYSLz
— Callum (@CallumWright96) September 15, 2016
25.
Hate these wee pricks , actual sit on yer plate n laugh at ye cos yer dinner is shite pic.twitter.com/dnpI97QMJ4
— Matt Murphy (@maattmurphy) February 16, 2016
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he meant croissants am PISHING pic.twitter.com/jD0OTEca4h
— beth (@bethgibney88) February 26, 2017
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Just ordered a milkshake and this fucking turned up wit the actual fuck am a meant to do with that pic.twitter.com/jK0RxdEenx
— ali (@Alic0ban) February 7, 2016
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It's at Christmas time that we think about our loved ones and those that aren't with us anymore, RIP, gone but never forgotten pic.twitter.com/BKn0B0COVi
— Chris (@chrisblighttt) December 24, 2016
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this review someone left on just eat pic.twitter.com/FhqLDnsGlE
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) November 25, 2016
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@regsldn
31.
Your move Waitrose pic.twitter.com/1ybX7qcZ2d
— Woodster (@DavidJEWood) March 21, 2016
32.
No Scottish shortbread for you little man! pic.twitter.com/MKQzPLo3Qj
— Conor Collins (@conartworks) March 10, 2016
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Ordered takeaway at 4am and then fell asleep. Just found this on the front of my house. pic.twitter.com/GEpJosTW2z
— ОРТУСУК (@OPTYCYK) July 10, 2016
34.
Going to the toilet in wetherspoons like pic.twitter.com/zXE40Ky7Qc
— flo (@floskii) December 28, 2016