1. This headline asking for volunteers

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2. RUDE

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3. Is that all it costs to raise a kid these days?

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4. What is up with the use of the phrase “beating off” in the news??

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5. Someone should have thought about this a little longer.

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6. Its an ad for bowling…

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7. Wishes do come true!

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8. I’m surprised it’s not peanut butter flavored

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9. God dammit, they never have them in stock!

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10. I guess the ugly children are safe. Good. That’s good.

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11. Do they have the hoods there? and the torches?

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12. I don’t even know what they meant…

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13. Never give up

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14. Today is people who serve hot breakfast day!

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15. The school approves of my habit

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16. Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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17. McDonald-chan

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18. This misuse of a comma

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19. Don’t be happy

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20. *Construction

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21. Pleasure island

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22. Ran a half-marathon in my hometown today. …Phrasing?

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23. Brace yourself

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24. Uh, I’ll stick with bubble gum..

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25. Phrasing, are we not doing phrasing anymore?

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26. This all-night-long deep penetrator

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27. What a nice senior center!

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28. This Facebook caption

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