1. This familiar “death is imminent and you cannot escape” look
When the pastor starts preaching about disobedient children and your mom looks at you like

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2. Jesus, the original David Blaine
[At Last Supper]
*Jesus raises bread*
This is my body
*raises wine*
& my blood
*pulls out 8 of Clubs*
& this is your card
*Apostles go nuts*
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3. This reminder of Jesus’s most lit miracle
Jesus was here.

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4. If you didn’t answer this question correctly did you even Veggietales?
and now it’s time for:

5. This brings back memories of all your old Wow CDs.
You can write a song and get played on the radio for about 9 months, or you can write a CHRISTIAN song and KLOVE will play it for 9 years.
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6. Now the story of a wealthy man who lost everything… and the one God who had no choice but to keep going — it’s Old Testament Development.
God’s third least favorite child

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7. Proof that heaven is gonna be hella awkward
me: “we commemorate the day you died every year”
jesus: “thats nice, what’s the day called?”
me:
jesus:
me:
jesus: “keith?”
me: “bad friday”
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8. This exchange that was weirdly left out of the gospels
Judas: The one I kiss is Jesus Christ.
Soldier: You can just point to him.
Judas: (putting on lip-balm) I don’t tell you how to do your job.
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9. When your church tries to relate a little to hard to the youths
Brethren, WHO DID THIS?!?!?

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10. Proof that if God is a woman, Tyra Banks juuust might be Jesus
Twelve disciples seated here at this table to share my last meal of this earth… but only one can be America’s Next Top Model
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11. This joke that you shouldn’t have laughed at — but definitely did

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12. This biblical query that we all deserve an answer to
Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
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13. This reminder that you are basically doing lent all the time
For lent I’m just giving up
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14. That often forgotten volume Harry Potter and the Order of Your Parents to Not Read That Witchcraft

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15. “You’re tearing me apart, Judas!” — Jesus, probably

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16. This explanation for the first viral post
God: So Moses, how do I get more followers?
Moses: Well people don’t want to read a whole scripture, you have to distill it into like 10 rules
God: there’s no way you can distill everything I’ve said int-
Moses: GOD’S TOP 10 COMMANDMENTS (Number 7 Will SHOCK you)
God: holy sh*t
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17. Gosh dangit, this freaking darn joke

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18. And finally, you are lying to yourself if you wouldn’t answer this too

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