#1 Ugh, Fall was such a good show.

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#2 Your FAKE NEWS.

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#3 Faster planes, slower brains.

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#4 Children’s cartoons.

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#5 Almost doesn’t sound real…

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#6 Realistic video games.

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#7 Water via bluetooth.

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#8 Sad :(

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#9 Did YOU read the whole article?

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#10 Friggin’ dumbocrats.

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#11 Blithering troglodyte.

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#12 Getting those views.

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#13 MEET EATERS!!

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#14 If you can’t already tell the value of human life…

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#15 Internet shaming a 7 year old.

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#16 This is why SeaWorld needs to go!

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#17 Someone call Taylor Swift’s employer.

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#18 I enlarged the photo.

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#19 This really tough guy on Twitter.

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#20 This takes the cake.

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#21 Drop-Off Blood Bins

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#22 The “flue.”

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#23 How amazing!

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#24 Liberals will never sees to amaze me!

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#25 This person who missed the joke about Scarlett Johansson’s role choices.

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