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Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter. pic.twitter.com/kVoi8VGEoK
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 31, 2017
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Guess it's true what they say: you can lead a girl to books about the rise and fall of an autocrat, but you still can't make her think. pic.twitter.com/oB7Aq6Xz8M
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) February 1, 2017
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.@UTG_manchester I remember you vividly. You left without ever telling me why. Still hurts.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 18, 2014
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@amymeowz I had a waking nightmare where I met a Harry Potter fan who quizzed me on a sub-plot & I couldn't remember what I'd written
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 7, 2014
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.@DynamiteTom Gosh, no, I've got several million women sitting beside me. pic.twitter.com/hd41WsW2zN
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 9, 2016
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.@Lukekocura I'd type a longer retort, but these diamond buttons really hurt my fingers. pic.twitter.com/RJ19nIMd94
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 4, 2015
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Lady, if you think the deaths of vulnerable African women are a suitable subject for a pussy joke, you'd better hope there's no hell. pic.twitter.com/PYhAKD0eFG
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 23, 2017
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He. Is. A. Terrorist. Not. A. Lone. Wolf. pic.twitter.com/OO3qDGhzwr
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
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@diddy_marie_ It would look a lot like this. pic.twitter.com/wPnCh0LPxP
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) June 9, 2014
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*its* pic.twitter.com/io7ms1NRTb
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) December 17, 2016
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.@aboymadeofsky No, Jonathan, I've never made a single decision in my life on the basis of whether it was cool.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) September 9, 2014
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Unless you're actually a hooded chihuahua, I'm pretty sure I win on the 'not hiding' front. I quite like 'old whore', though. #Shakespearean pic.twitter.com/0pIEVfrGn7
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
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In – Free – Countries – Anyone – Can – Talk – About – Politics.
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 28, 2017
Try sounding out the syllables aloud, or ask a fluent reader to help. pic.twitter.com/K1j19EIU5f
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If the worst they can say about you is you're an OPENLY GAY EX-OLYMPIC FENCER TOP JUDGE, you've basically won life. pic.twitter.com/j8tUTjODuP
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) November 3, 2016