Mark Allan Hoppus is an American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer, and television personality best known as the bassist and co-lead vocalist for the pop punk band Blink-182.
1.
For lent, I’m giving up.
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2.
If we allow a female to become president, what’s next? Female doctors? Female race car drivers? Female mothers?! Female women?!
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3.
I love you, but not “look up from my phone” love you.
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4.
Here’s the thing about stuff: Hell. No.
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5.
ten minutes into blink-182 and chill and he gives you this look.
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6.
THIS IS NOT A PHASE, MOM!!!
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7.
Mark Hoppus
Mork Hopbus
Hork Mapbus
Hark Ampbes
Hare Ampbes
Hara Ambes
Haraambes
Harambe
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8.
frozen 2: frozen af
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9.
HOW DOES CHEWBACCA KNOW WHERE TO STOP SHAVING HIS PUBIC HAIR?!
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10.
Goal for today: make fetch happen.
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11.
Girl at the rock show: What?
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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12.
You can have my hands when you pry them from my cold, dead wrists.
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13.
It’s getting less and less likely that in my life I will have the opportunity to vomit into an active volcano.
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14.
Don’t fuck with someone taking a photo with their iPad because they’re already at rock bottom and have nothing left to lose.
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15.
Here’s my brother Gene who we haven’t seen in years since he moved away we miss you call me
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16.
Don’t waste
Your time
On me
You’re all sweaty
And gross inside my bed
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17.
Hi I’m Mark. My wife is shopping and I’m standing here trying not to look like an asshole and it’s not working.
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18.
Someone a few houses over is having a party. I can hear the music and laughter and people enjoying themselves. I’m calling the damn cops.
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19.
[leaves you on *read* for three hours]
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20.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Garlic bread
blink-182
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21.
[logging into twitter 2012]: Do you have any updog?
[logging into twitter 2017]: Does our beloved republic still stand?
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22.
The clown emoji is worse than when my parents got divorced.
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23.
woman behind me at this restaurant is laughing saying she never orders french fries but always eats her boyfriend’s and i’m boiling w rage.
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24.
if i ever die please make sure my funeral has a fire snapchat filter.
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25.
For Halloween I’m going as “Dractually,” a mansplaining vampire.
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