On last night’s Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon read out some of the funniest tweets form his latest hashtag, #MyWorstDate. Here are some of the best ones we found:
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At the end of the date, I asked if she wanted to go out again. She said she was going to take a break from dating for a while.
@jeff_hofmann
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On my worst date he showed me pictures of his house plants and explained their different watering schedules.
@HeatherDSM
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On my date during an awkward silence, the boy drummed on the table while mumbling topic, topic, topic
@because13whynot
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Sophmore homecoming. DJ announces that this was the last song and my date said “Finally!”
@iam_owens
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My worst date told me he had trouble finding something to wear the cat hadn’t peed on.
@KattFunny
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She told me she just got out of a relationship with a guy that sounded a lot like my friend Mark. I texted Mark, it was Mark.
@Big_Shuk
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the guy parked in a handicapped spot, pulled out a pass and said, “thanks Grandma”
@cady_dicus
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Thought it’d be cool to slide across the hood of her car, and tore my pants on the hood ornament. Lost the girl AND my pride.
@michigansoul
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My date saw I was wearing a Superman ring so he drew a flowchart on a napkin & ranted for 40mins about why Batman was better
@jess_supey06
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My friend had a date who proposed to her just to get a free desert. She’s single now.
@mc_arthur123
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He printed out my online profile, and handed it to me when I asked what kind of people he liked.
@rachelshamdiego
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I had a guy pick me up in his own pedicab. It was raining.
@telekelley
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My mom wouldn’t let me use her car so I took my dad’s after I changed the tire. The wheel fell off while I was driving.
@ScottQuenette
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At the movies, he got buttery popcorn, & handed me tongs so my hands wouldn’t be greasy to touch his car with.
@equstryan14
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Took a guy home & he asked me for nail clippers bc he “didn’t want to scratch me in my sleep” then he cut his nails ON MY BED
@Bri_Hew
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We were late for the movie. All flustered, I misread the marquee & took us into Prince of Darkness instead of Princess Bride.
@tamorley
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My date kept mentioning a woman. Finally I asked, “I’m sorry do you have a girlfriend?” His response, “Hmm…More or less.”
@pisaypao
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I went on a date, he took me to Wendy’s and said, “Only order from the dollar menu.”
@meganhughes93
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My date said I was his 12 year old sister so the movie was cheaper. I was 17 at the time!
@kerrikgray
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My worst date: a blind date told me over drinks that we could go to his house later and meet his wife.
@MDavisbot
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Halfway through the meal he pulled out a small screwdriver and started cleaning his ears with it.
@janematenaer
22.
A girl tried to kiss me with a mouthful of ranch dressing
@TheBennettK
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My crush and I went to McDonalds. I started laughing @ something he said, choked on my fry & threw up all over him.
@Skylar_Breeann