16 Oscar The Grouch Tweets That Are As Hilarious As They Are Mean

#1 On friendship

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#2 On his one true love
I love trash.
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#3 On feelings

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#4 On complaining
Don’t let the sunshine spoil your rain. Just stand up and complain.
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#5 On rain
Rainy days are my favorite. I like to watch everyone who forgot their umbrellas at home. Heh Heh Heh.
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#6 On misery
Decided to come on Twitter to remind all of you what a MISERABLE day it is today. He he he.
NOW SCRAM!
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#7 On Cookie Monster
Happy Birthday Cookie Monster. I can hear your cookie crumbs flying from inside my trash can. Ugh.
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#8 On Mean Girls
Twitter, stop trying to make #October3rd happen.
IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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#9 On Mondays
Someone should tell this Monday to SCRAM!
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#10 On positivity
#MakeADayBetterIn5Words? Ya can’t. How about that?
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#11 On being a recluse
Ugh, I’m staying in my trash can today.
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#12 On birthdays
Ugh. I hope no one wishes me a happy birthday tomorrow. A ROTTEN birthday is more like it. He he he.
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#13 On trying
nope, not today.
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#14 On frowning

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