#1

my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer

— Brandon (@650Br4ndon) June 28, 2020

#2

call me zack cuz idk what the effron with me

— painden (@illjay1k) June 14, 2020

#3

Soap when you drop it in the shower pic.twitter.com/R3BV3gsS1b

— Rahzell (@WannaBeReeceJr) July 8, 2020

#4

I saw your text I'm just waiting until I have enough serotonin to reply

— Anj (@anj3llyfish) May 27, 2020

#5

[inside washing machine]

duvet cover: climb in my brothers

every single piece of clothing: we shall build a new life in the big sock

— Archie Henderson (@jazzemu_) July 6, 2020

#6

Woman: I also enjoy the activity you mentioned

Man: I will now force you to prove this to me with some trivia questions

— Kyle (@KylePlantEmoji) May 13, 2020

#7

back in 2014, Happy by Pharrell spent 10 weeks at number one. could u imagine if he dropped that song now?? He would get 3 streams and a cease and desist letter from society

— first-mate prance (@bocxtop) June 27, 2020

#8

stop asking me how i've been i literally have no idea

— 333 (@notThreat3x) June 17, 2020

#9

Look at this photo of a cat taken in panorama I just saw on Facebook pic.twitter.com/vJ84ewNcJs

— Sarah (@idlewildgirl) June 25, 2020

#10

my wife witnessed a miracle today & yelled across the house with an urgency that had me sprinting. I thought something terrible had happened but when i came into the kitchen she said: Look… pic.twitter.com/KHw0XsQLJU

— Matthew Burnside (@MatthewBurnsid7) May 12, 2020

#11

“Flight at 10 pm”
Mom at 7 am: https://t.co/19riW1DnEv

— Yasser Bouchouikar (@yasserbouch22) June 23, 2020

#12

Taking inspiration from birds and every few minutes just letting out a big scream

— Deirdre (@figgled) April 29, 2020

#13

british cooking shows: tell us about this wee tart youve made, the crust is just lovely

american cooking shows: we’ve replaced your knives with philips head screwdrivers & released raccoons in the kitchen. the clock is set for 30 seconds, please bake us peace in the middle east

— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) June 24, 2020

#14

I've been laughing at this meme for maybe 6 months now. pic.twitter.com/If8V6pKEBF

— RyanMcGoverne (@RyanMcGoverne) April 25, 2020

#15

TweetPotato314 / Via twitter.com

#16

I might not be girlfriend material but I’m definitely pic.twitter.com/QderUhkbHg

— Cat Wall (@cat_wall_) March 4, 2020

#17

When you type an entire rant and decide not to press send pic.twitter.com/QO9EV9yNwr

— Zuko (@RogueZuko) May 25, 2020

#18

If you loved the Scholastic book catalogue/book fair then you 100% have anxiety as an adult

— Jordyn Taylor (THE PAPER GIRL OF PARIS out now!) (@jordynhtaylor) July 1, 2020

#19

me: you have to work

me: i don’t want to

me: good point

— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) June 16, 2020

#20

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#21

u telling me a cloud managed this service?

— ken (@aquariusacquah) June 10, 2020

#22

Going back to my room after yet another long day of being in the living room pic.twitter.com/Xw7EimPtq4

— kendra (@kendraaaleighh) April 15, 2020

#23

texting ppl “hey!” is always a trap… like hey to u too, you’ll get a response when u tell me what u want u coward

— Jackson Rickun (@JacksonRickun) February 6, 2020

#24

plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die

— ¿ (@almatademafan) April 14, 2020

#25

the first two days of lockdown vs now pic.twitter.com/BLbHpMyneL

— – ̗̀yazz ̖́- (@oncleyazz) July 2, 2020

#26

Yes my dude pic.twitter.com/dyxgOWfCia

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 31, 2020

#27

pic.twitter.com/oKrWIv309C

— Kenny ツ(@kdriley05) June 20, 2020

#28

Good morning, please enjoy the photos that finally broke me pic.twitter.com/aRxdlSwrkO

— Samantha Wallschlaeger (@StillNotSam) March 26, 2020

#29

i’m gonna be honest with y’all i am NOT feeling fly like a g6

— viking needs a job (@notviking) March 1, 2020

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